Half of me wants a serious, good take on this...but the other half wants a full-on Titus over-the-topness, just really going for it.
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This is such a good idea, that I can’t believe no one thought of it before. I mean however it turns out, it’s def going to be better than the rocky adaptation or spider man.
They are already worse. Have you seen the proposed cost of the
Another movie.
He. Seems. Like. A. Nice. Person. Just.Kidding. He Is.An Awful. Person.
publicly dating another man for five years after the divorce
katie holmes will probably never talk about tom. what does she have to gain? she lives incredibly low key (like she’s been with jamie foxx for how many years now? and barely anyone knows about it) and i dont see her wanting to invite the crazy Scientology stuff (both from their fanatical supporters and their fanatical…
That was beautiful. Jewel's comments were especially funny.
Jewel (!) articulated my feelings the best when she said as a feminist she couldn’t endorse everything being said about Coulter, but as someone who hates Coulter she’s digging it. Peyton Manning, who had genuine affection and great delivery for his fellow roasters, didn’t even bother to hide his sneer when delivering…
Why don’t you just tell him you slept with this wife?
This will always, without competition, be my favorite Kanye performance ever.
lol Also, probably the most iconic Kanyeversary:
Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!
Honestly, if someone did that to my kid I would be in jail . . . for assaulting that little bitch of a teacher.
no. they’re adults. be better than the children.
Why be a teacher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do something else if you hate children.
August 30? Are you psychic?
I understand why someone with your username might have sympathy for a blind veterinarian, but he’s the other kind of vet.
Now I’m curious—is there more DNA in men’s urine? And is it merely a large difference or a VAS DEFERENS?