You, me and Costanza...

Your nails are fabulous!

“They’re long, I like them a little long, but look at how clean they are. That makes it okay.”

It is illegal in the US too. Some interviewees feel they have to answer- I’d smile like Frank Underwood and say that question isn’t appropriate. Then I’d walk out and report them and file a suit. I’d also put that on their glassdoor review.

Thanks to technology, and morons using our infinite potential with it for hate, this is a relatively new problem. The accessibility to the star is greater than ever before on social media platforms. In the past, secretaries or staff would open mail and toss it out. Reading those hateful comments made me want to vomit,…

I recommend picking your nose and putting a nice green one on them. Takes care of their wee little boner (bye-bye) and psychologically screws them up - justice. Other options: 1) stab them with a pen and pretend you were falling. 2) Cough in their face and tell them you have strep. 3) Take their picture and laugh at…

And it adds such beautiful volume and texture.

Every.single.day. I know I’m not supposed to but, in my mind, I look like a greasy rat when I don’t wash it daily. I love baby powder and dry shampoo and have recently been shedding so much hair. I need to ween myself off the good stuff... before I have nothing left to (Dry)shampoo.

Nice- I am hoping for more coupling: Littlefinger marries Sansa, Arya marries Jaqen H’ghar, Brienne and Jamie, Bran and the tree, Jon and Daenerys, Mountain and the nun, Winter King and Lady Stoneheart

I got the hormonal acne when I discontinued taking BC after 13 years- oh and my hair was falling out. Things no one shares with you. The IUD didn’t help or hinder these things.

When I was on Mirena (18 months and removed it) - I stopped getting my period immediately. No real bloat- although my body still had that natural rhythm (not sure what hormonal BC does) so one week a month I was aware of it in me (little discomfort- minimal spotting). To those considering IUD- ask your Dr. if they…

Fear not- I fly all the time and that is not true- you can wear a wired bra with no change in service over those around you. (Disclosure: I fly from major hubs so we all have to go through the nudie machine.)

If you haven’t already- may I suggest Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides. Everyone in my book club kept talking about it in a way that made me think I was about to embark on a Jane Austen like journey (I don’t like spoilers so I didn’t read the description)- I was shocked by the incest (felt like that gnocchi scene times…