“37 going on 73" actually sounds like an awesome birthday party full of “zero fucks given” and going to bed before 9pm.

Yeah 35 going on 53 didn’t have the appeal for me. Maybe in a few years going on 73 can be a nice lazy birthday.

Dammit, I’m going to be 34 next year. “34 going on 43" just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I have almost a year to plan for my 31st. Oh, yes. I’m gonna make all my friends smoke a tiny bit of pot and order Papa John’s pizza and then troll each other on AOL instant messenger.

Yeah, one year of sobriety is a huge accomplishment. I’m not into his style of music but I think it’s awesome anytime someone gets the help they need.

My husband turned 30 this year and I decorated the house with a “going on 30" theme, printing out a bunch of images from the 13 Going on 30 movie with Jennifer Garner to make a banner and blowing a couple up really big. I was so proud, and then I found he just before his birthday that he had never even seen that movie…

Sounds like a night out at the roller rink in middle school and why wasn’t I invited?!?!

It’s a contender, to be sure, but 23 gave me the “I have a job and (some) disposable income” hubris.

I dislike his music, but I thought it was generally accepted he was a very talented guitar player and that people just hate him for shit he says in interviews, not for lack of talent?

From 17-19, I was objectively the worst person I’ve ever been. Still sometimes lose sleep over the people I’ve hurt and dumb shit I did, and I’m pushing 30 currently.

I feel like 20 is worse. 20 is 2 years of college, I have this adult shit figured out hubris, yet with zero experience being an actual adult. Ugh.

The headline should really read “George H.W. Bush issues non-apology after sexually assaulting Ms. Lind.” Because “I’m sorry if you were offended” is not a fucking apology.

I think 19 year old me was the worst. God. I’m so lucky I still have any friends from that time. They were probably just as bad...

I love everything about this. IDK about the “ice hockey dance floor,” though — like, is it actually ice or just painted to look like a rink? (Then again, if I had the money to make all my bonkers 13-year old dreams come true as an adult, I’m sure others would be questioning my choices too, so YOU DO YOU, AUBREY! Don’t…

Damn, this DB really brought out the trolls this morning. Remember, the dismiss button is your friend if one replies to you.

Dear crusty old men, you do not now or ever get a pass because you’re old. You still are disgusting predatory bastards taking advantage of the politeness and extreme socialization of a physically weaker, and less socially powerful and supported member of society. It’s practically the equivalent of pedophilia.

Age is just a number! My teens didn’t start being kind to me until I was 14 or so, but if you want to go back there, why not? Have it a couple of days before your actual birthday! Go wild!

You still have time to plan for the 2nd anniversary of your 21st birthday party!

You could do a “32 going on 23" party and just have everybody be the worst version of themselves.

I wonder what was so humorous about sexually assaulting someone?