I hope that the announcement is not that they’re engaged but that they’re finally ready to debut their two person travelling clown show that they’ve been working on in secret all this time.

“Maybe when Meghan is more mature...”

“Maybe when Meghan is more mature and reads the book she’ll understand.”

Someone really needs to tell her that the British media already christened Princess Michael of Kent “Princess Pushy”, she’ll need a new name or it just gets confusing.

No worries! Agreed re: Half-sister. She seems like the wooooorst. I have a brother I don’t particularly like. He’s harmless; I just don’t enjoy spending time with him. I’m more thankful for him after reading this article.

Get a life lady.

Oh, yeah, sorry. I didn’t mean to imply Jezebel gave her that moniker. I just meant I only know Markle from Jezebel. My whole rant was directed at her half-sister as well as anyone else who calls women “pushy” or “bitch” just because they aren’t always sweet. Sorry for the confusion.

Jeez, what a bitch.

She may be my half sister, but she’s always been a complete jackass! (No proof Meagan said this, but she’s welcome to.)

The Libyan Intervention was quite interesting to watch as the government talked about how much they loved the rebels all the while said rebels kept finding more and more documents from Gaddafi facilities detailing how we’d helped torture leaders of the rebellion only a decade or so prior.

You realize that it’s titled that way because that’s the book’s title, right? and not a moniker Jezebel writers are necessarily ascribing to Meaghan Markle...

That’s one method.

Perhaps you’ve heard about what MI6 is “licensed” to do.

I think they need to get the word out about this subtly...you know, guerilla markleting.

I assume she is self-publishing? This woman’s tripe wouldn’t pass the first legal clearance phone call.

Well, there it is, the silver lining to being an only child. The only family member who can tell a scandalous tell-all about me is me!

SOMEONE is peeved that they’re unlikely to get an invite to a potential upcoming royal wedding...

Well, maybe she’s doing a thing where it’s a inciteful cover title but the content will show how she’s talking about how her half-sister was looked at by the outside world and what that meant to the family and Megan and shows about how messed up society can be about race.

There’s a bit between Blanche and one of her sisters on the Golden Girls regarding the word “lovely”. I believe that is appropriate here.

My first thought was, “I hope they split up so this woman can’t make (as much)  money off of her sister”.