I am a Dylan Panthers fan.

Krasinski is real looking good, but I still have this image in my head of him being unable to open jars or kill spiders and Emily Blunt has to do it all.

End of story.

thermosas are ok right?

Seriously. The teachers are holding their strike vote today. The situation is about to get worse for him.

Sorrynotsorry to be that asshole, but the “Lauren” is the modal name, not the median name. Median is middle, so on that list, it would be the average of “Jubilee” and “Lace”, so “Juce”? I wouldn’t put it past them to bring on a 29th cast member named “Juice” so we can reassess Bachelorette statistics then.

You're not allergic to crunchy, are you?

You see, young Elvis was a tricky little brat. In Kindergarten, I was riding home with my dad, brother and brother’s classmate. My brother’s classmate was going to be doing a Thanksgiving play, and I decided that I wanted to be in one too! The catch was, it was Tuesday evening, and tomorrow was the day of said play I…

I mean, I’m into it.

There is a reason good restaurants don’t serve mass produced beer anymore. Its not to build anticipation for it the rest of the year. It is because mass produced beer flat out sucks.

You aren’t supposed to eat lunch meat - if you do, you need to heat it up ridiculously immediately before eating to kill any listeria or whatever? Which is better than nothing, but not quite the delicious hoagie you might be craving.

Er..the lady equivalent.

My Monday lunches are going to be so forlorn without BCO. RIP allergic to red and crunchy, to monogrammed thermoses, to free bread, to Gestapo soup....

This news is trash. This blog is not.

“If folks wanna pop off & have opinions about what they think they would do, present a specific plan” - Pres Obama

It can be so gorram boring. But, when you say that, you get shit for it.

You’re a monster, basically.

Exactly. At 3 months I was dying to get back into the workforce. All the questions of “how did you leave your baby??!?!!?!” only served to make me feel like there was something wrong with me for not wanting to be attached to my baby 24/7.

This is tragic of course but I really hate the whole “You’re leaving your baby with STRANGERS!!!” Um... no my husband and I actually visited the daycare, met the caregivers and did our research on whether or not the facility was licensed/the policies they follow. My daughter is now 2. She loves her caregivers. They…