Colin I believe that steak in the picture needs to be cooked more to be more tender. Please tell the chef to cook it more. Thanks.

Surely I am not the only one who saw that and thought you meant James Marsden.

I’v taught for almost 20 years and I’ve never had a kid take a swing. You know why? I learned how to de-escalate a situation and let the kid save face. I learned when to not push kids on issues. I’ve learned when to let small infractions slide. I learned these things because I can never use force. It’s a shame police…

I cannot tell you how much I want them to work this in. It wouldn’t even be difficult! Explain away the name change and you could totally believe Paris became that character.

Mr.Smuttins is with me on this album - yay! He is not onboard with Wild Nothing or The Pains of Being Pure at Heart = secret shoe-gazing pop listening party for one at work. :-)

I’ve had “Leave a Trace” by CHVRCHES stuck in my heard for weeks now. I’m mostly ok with this.

Do you have a stuffed animal you can put a rabbit ears cap on? That would work too.

My girlfriend and I are going as Robin Sparkles and Simon Tremblay.

You can, but it’s kinda subtle. Without Bob, a Linda look could wind up looking like Any Thirty-Something Mom. If you wear the diner apron, that’ll help...

Yes.

In case you can’t see the pic of Penelope getting hit by a car (it’s not showing up on my computer), here it is and it is fantastic. If this were my kid, I’d get this whole succession of pics framed. Bottom Left is priceless. What a cutie pie.

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

IT’S CALLED A “SHA-BREW” and it’s my favorite thing in the whole wide world.

So is a vodka tonic shower...ever so refreshing.

SHOWER BEER SHOWER BEER! college life never dies.

Shower beer is the best beer !

Dammit, I haven’t done that forever! Shower beer ILY.

Right? Especially since my bathroom is tiny and the shower and the toilet are like, sort of next to each other, but I use the windowsill to hold my shower beer when I don’t have room on the shelf where I put my hair things ....