So... she has one her trainers teach North basic, age appropriate exercises twice a week? BURN THE WITCH! I can’t see a reason to snark about this. I think there’s nothing wrong with giving young kids a good groundwork for health and fitness. It would be one thing if he was putting a two year old through ridiculous…

Responding off the cuff, having not seen the video: it doesn’t matter what your job is, if you do it every day there comes a point when it’s just...commonplace. Doesn’t matter if you work for a women’s health clinic or a call center or as the President’s security detail, at some point the shine wears off and you can’t…

This bear was THOUGHTFUL. He didn't eat the strawberry rhubarb because that would be RUDE. Everyone knows strawberry rhubarb is the best pie.

I first learned about suffragettes from Mrs. Banks and the “Sister Suffragette” song.

it is *genuinely* my favorite piece of art in the entire city

I love the Shedd. Born and raised in Chicago the Shedd and Museum of Science and Industry are still my favorite places to visit from time to time. I mean sometimes I’d rather pay to go than fight the crowds on free days I love them so much!

But Shedd is a beautiful place. And while Luna (the otter pup) got the…

We all make that face when we’re about to give teenagers the autism.

I am sure your brother and his wife were very sweet and excited! Sometimes I just loathe the guy I was talking about so much that I just HAVE to tell people about him, you know? But I shouldn’t have even slightly tarred them with the same brush.

My boyfriend has been taking over the TV with it. It bores the shit out of me, but on the plus side, I’m finally getting through the pile of reading material next to my bed.

Dude, those fake bangs are really, really bad and absolutely deserved to be called out.

She also organizes my colognes and combs.

Howl into THAT abyss for a while, Natalie.

OMG YES.

maybe because Hinsdale

I prefer Hammy

This theory makes me feel much better about the break up.

Ron Swanson and Tammy 2

I think it does.... except the only way they’ll answer for it is if the jailed can afford to hire a lawyer to sue.

Newark is universally awful, by far United’s worst hub. I’ve never had a problem going through Denver, but I don’t fly out that way very often either. I’ve had a few bad experiences in O’Hare, which are compounded by the fact that it’s a pretty uncomfortable terminal to be stuck in. Newark is only a little better by…

And yet Kinja is working.....