Haha, that’s a classic! You don’t actually have to be on your honeymoon for that trick to work. Like it doesn’t have to actually be your birthday for you to get free drinks from strangers at a bar, either. (Just don’t ask the bartender or the bouncer. They’ve seen your ID. xD)

Does it count if you go sit in front of a nearby body of water with a 6-pack and chill together? Because I plan to moon it up like that. $7.99 + gas.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

So absolutely true. Unless you actually have serious hormones coursing through your body there is VERRY little appeal. I was 13, at a fab outdoor on-the-lake reception, cute guys, my first taste of (seriously good) champange/wedding cake. Beside myself with BLISS. Ok, a "big deal Uncle" had a heart attack and there…

Excuse to post my favorite Paul Rudd thing ever! We’re warmed up like biscuits!

I mean, if people don’t want to vaccinate their kids, they don’t have to - this bill isn’t requiring compulsory vaccinations. You can still choose not to vaccinate your children so long as you home school them and keep them out of daycare, right? Seems fair to me. I would guess that many courts would view preventing…

While no scientific studies have clearly shown a link between vaccines and autism, I’m definitely seeing one between Scientology and anti-vaxxer lunacy.

My youngest aunt has fairly young kids (6 year old twins and a 9 year old) and while I love them, spending lots of time with them is super overwhelming. I feel guilty, because when my sister and I were kids, and my aunt was in her 20s, like we are now, she would always want to spend time with us and babysit us, but I…

Honestly I kind of get it because I have a fan in my bathroom specifically so I can stand in front of it naked and dry off. Especially during summer where it’s hot as balls here. What I’m saying is that I am that Asian man.

Did anyone catch the premier of Mr. Robot on USA? I have to say, I LOVED IT. It felt very vintage TV show while also being super modern. It definitely makes a statement about corporations controlling the world and debt slavery and social media and technology, but it manages to be obvious (the corporation that is the…

I had the opposite reaction! I read the whole thing in two days because I was so fascinated with the horrible characters. ALL of them are so terrible.

LOL gamergaters. It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something amazing has happened.

The hottest nightclub in town is... HELL. It has everything: Saddam Hussein, KY super soakers, third leg warmers....

its super fucking creepy but well worth the watch

I understand your point, but it is an inherent good that he will be forced to stand trial for his crimes.

My friends and I had the best trick for getting the permanent market “X’s” off your hand. Little spurt of hairspray and rub the hair tie that was probably already on your wrist over it. The whole thing was off in 3 seconds and no tell-tale faded X. I’m 26 now, so those days are long behind me. I have gotten sloppy…

I just saw some bro with a bumper sticker that said “VAGINATARIAN” and well now I have so many questions.

This is me with all the sestras, too! They are completely different people — characters and actors — to me. Tatiana Masaly is THAT good!

So like, I’m not sure why there’s a vocal camp that thinks the Shireen thing came out of nowhere and seems inconsistent with Stannis’ character. It has been telegraphed HEAVILY for the last two seasons. Also, I’m not buying this “Stannis is logical to a fault” interpretation. This is just the culmination of his…

That McDonalds story had me laughing- as a former late-night drive-thru stoner, yeah, that wasn’t weed they were smoking. You don’t get violent on weed- everything is just, you know, awesome. “This is the best Whopper I’ve ever had! Which is weird because we were at Taco Bell!”

Also, ‘dildochugger’ is my new favorite…