Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

[looks around to make sure nobody’s listening]

This kid knows what’s up.

I am rabidly anti-prank, but that’s kind of funny.

I do identify with Rob Thomas right now. For some reason, the most decent things on television, when you are in a hotel, are the home shows on HGTV. It’s a strange thing because I never watch those shows unless I’m in a hotel.

Now that’s a good prank. It’s silly, not a form of psychological torture.

Not my story, but my dad’s from several years ago: my dad is a prosecutor in the county DA’s office. Apparently, some of those civil servants have a great sense of humor. Someone made very professional looking signs (and maybe even brochures) and placed them by the office’s new copy machines. They explained they were…

These are the best type April Fools day pranks! This was my fave, on a similar vein:

My wedding was at a brewery and we ordered 40 pizzas instead of having a caterer. My wedding was fun as fuck.

well, there are a lot of people talking about the nudity on the show. im sure you could find a million articles online.

The shoes are effing phenomenal.

Did you see Jason Collins' comment?

My dad (a non-drinker) suggested a cash bar and I laughed him right out of the room. There would be no wedding if I had to have a cash bar & I probably wouldn't attend a wedding with a cash bar if I knew in advance. Sorry but if I am going to attend a wedding I at the very least expect free booze because most times…

My engagement ring was free (and I'm really excited to show it off so I apologize in advance for bragging...it belonged to his great great grandmother and was made in Ireland in the 1890's).

Starred for best use of a Kim K. GIF.

My civil union/wedding was $150, my upcoming divorce will cost about $200. Well worth the extra $50

She must have hit the Piglio Griglio a little too hard before this event.