"Waiter! Bread sticks! And there's a small fleck of cheese on this table. Have it cleaned. Chop chop!" Needless to say, the evening went downhill from there.
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Tell your MIL that sit down dinners are [insert Jean-Ralphio .gif] THE WOOORST. They completely stop the party dead in its tracks. Everyone gets a nice buzz on during cocktail hour, then is stuck with one, maybe two glasses of wine during the next hour and a half-two hours of dinner and speech making and then once…
One of my biggest fears is that one of my cats will sneak out an open door or window of my house (we live next to a busy street and near a mountain reserve full of hungry coyotes). One night we had a party where people were going in and out a lot. Once the party ended and everyone drunkenly went to bed, I did a final…
One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…
This is literally exactly what my fiancé and I are doing (except that DC's paperwork fees are $45, but okay). I will never tell someone that they're silly or wasteful or whatever for having their fancy expensive blowout weddings — you do what makes y'all happy! I just can't justify the cost (or stress!) to myself…
Oh wow THATS CHEAP. Yeah it might vary by location. In San francisco it was 103 for the license and I think 68 or 73 for the ceremony.
If there is free booze people will most definitely come. Cocktail hour is always my favorite part of a wedding.
I eloped and then had a party very similar to that a couple months later. It was so fun! We bought wine and beer ourselves (that people didn't even finish, so we were able to return a bunch!) and had small plates, a yummy cake and a little jazz combo. It was in my best friend's backyard, and it was glorious. And…
jesus fucking Christ, that's more than I make in a year!
Can we add a line about if people are really, truly concerned about you, try to step back and re-examine what you're doing and why. I ask for this pause for self-reflection because, in reading over the Greatist article, what struck me immediately was - this is life with an eating disorder. People worrying about your…
Children. This happens to children in my house who can't give me an inch of space. Elbows. Very sorry kids. But maybe stay away from the elbows when I walk.
I always feel guilty for laughing at my awkward gangly dog when he slips on the ice, though it never seems to hurt him. Once I watched him chasing a ball, skid sideways, flip onto his side, and roll directly UP a snowhill.
Conversely I met my wife on a blind date at a yakatori place, she said let's order some weird shit written in japanese only off the walls. She ate the chicken veins smiling with glee. I knew then I needed to make babies with this woman.
Who the hell turns down surprise breakfast burritos? Clearly that man was an idiot, but you're probably better off in the long run.
Extreme pickiness is absolutely a dump-able offense in my book. I've never done it, but I have written potential women off because of how picky they were.
It's pretty unacceptable from children, too... If someone makes me food, it nearly makes me cry tears of happiness... triguncryingdonuts.gif
I don't blame you, any woman said those words to me and relationship is over immediately. Picky eater = boring human
I may have to eat port wine cheese with pulled pork now. That sounds so wrong, it loops around to being right.
so they placed a trach. Next a peg tube (permanent feeding tube in stomach)I'm sure. This is not a good thing at all IMO. Looks like they're going to let her be in a vegetative state indefinitely. Prob will be placed in a long term care facility. This makes me sad, and angry at the same time. I'm sorry BK, but you're…