Her hunting companion.
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Quick story that, I guess, shows why I love having kids at weddings and why it's probably a bad idea. A fraternity brother's wedding where it was very heavy on your readings and vows and in the middle of it all this kid, who at most was five years old, says very loudly "THIS IS SO FREAKING BORING" and then gets…
I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.
bennihanna
I am 5' tall so whatever is meant to be calf length on other people is full length on me. I've legit bought capris that turned out to be normal pants on me in the past.
sorry, everyone who knows me. "and then there's the nisha call" is going to end every story i have for the next three months, minimum.
ARROW!
Those of us from Colorado have known this for years. The drive from Denver (5,280 feet) up to the mountains (>10,000 feet) is always a flatulent experience.
"...though hugs never needed a reason in her house." I'd love to be remembered that way.
Was it Ariana Grande?
I had the opposite problem when I got married a hundred years ago. My husband's aunt replied - but she wrote 11 in the spot for number of guests attending. ELEVEN. She wanted to bring herself and her husband plus 9 additional people.
I know you're joking, but I know someone who wears gym shorts under his pants at all times, and his reasoning is "you never know when I'll have a chance to go swimming". We live in New England.
I first tried watching it while on my stationary bike, thinking one would distract me from the other, and all I could think was "I can't stand another minute of either of this." I'll plow through and get to the good stuff, everyone is saying it gets better/different.
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In case you still don't believe that Chris Pratt is an amazing human being, he sang 5000 Candles in the Wind at the Parks and Rec wrap party.
I promise I'm not cyber stalking you... but I found this website today and I think it probably has some really useful information so I thought I'd pass it on! http://www.lifechangingchoices.com/right-choices.…
To conclude, we're not not pinning this on Jenny McCarthy.
Weight is a terrible way to measure whether you are becoming 'more healthy' or not - do your trousers feel different? do your tops sit differently? can you measure your waist circumference? can you measure your percentage fat? those things should change... and if nothing is changing maybe you should talk to an expert…
We decided LONG ago that he is not allowed to discuss my weight with me, ever. But he's okay if I discuss his (he's a triathlete and in his off-season he balloons up like the goddamned Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, busting out of his clothes and costing me money), so it kind of works out. Haha. He's allowed to encourag…
