Yes, a traveling salesman situation.

my neighbors had a baby with a TON of issues- he lost an eye, he had brain surgery. he now has a fake eye, and when he was really wee, a lot of time was spent getting him to take his fake eye out of his mouth. now he's a lil nerd bb with glasses and his fake eye, and is just the most Boyish Boy to Ever Boy- bikes and…

i think the parts with her mom are supposed to either be a dream sequence or an example of one of her fears

"One dubious courtier mocked her outright, saying that the Queen's pregnancy would 'end in wind rather than anything else."

It took me quite a while to get boy wonder. I was very perplexed by boyida. Was trying to make a connection to Idaho.

You just haven't seen the right ones.

Bravo! People see me drinking my smoothies and juices and are all like, "are you on a cleaaaaaaaanse????" And im always like, "no, sucker, im drinking vegetables bc I hate chewing them. I like a liquid delivery system and I chew nothing but Nutella crepes."

You make a good point! My biggest red flag in all of it was the juror talking about how seriously they weighed the fact that Adnan didn't testify, despite being instructed not to consider it. Why can't people follow fucking instructions?

SPOILER ALERT: One person calls it "Mail Kimp."

I love Serial and I think the only certain conclusion we're going to be able to take away from it is "Damn, the justice system is fucked up." Because regardless of WHO did it, I can't fathom how a jury convicted Adnan beyond a reasonable doubt based on the case presented.

Or Mail Kimp girl.

I think you handled that really well. You validated his mom's opinion and put him at ease with you.

It is absolutely the right thing for you to engage with them on this. It may not cure all of the systemic problems, but personal connections can make a difference. Better to light a candle than rage against the dark, right?

When she was shown dead on the ground, her forehead was bloody at the top like he'd shot her in the back of her head & the bullet exited her hairline. I'll have to look again. Anyway, she should've been shot like Wayne. Dammit, I'll miss Eavesdropping Cancer Bear.

It's Sons of Anarchy.

*I'll* be the OMG SPOILERS person:

you accidentally spelled BEST wrong.

The first time I read this I looked away in the middle and accidentally read your mom's response to your burns as a response to the dog humping.

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.