Tomorrow's my birthday and I have a lunch planned with friends/acquaintances, and dinner plans with my family, and about a thousand errands to run in between. And I feel like this is a not-important birthday (it's not a milestone and it's making me feel old). And my period just started. We're 3 weeks away from the end…

This is such an accurate assessment of the love interests on Gilmore Girls

I was a ditzy junior high schooler. They talked to us about internet safety and "kiddie porn" and the cop noticed I was confused and asked if I had a question. I said "How do they get the cats to do that?" I like to think I've learned a lot since then :/

All of the news just makes me want to cry, so I'm sharing a good story from today. This little chickadee who I babysit for sometimes (she's four) and I were out getting hot chocolate today. Chickadee was holding her Elsa doll (of course), and the older lady behind us saw it and asked her if she wanted to grow up to be…

Balls! The DET/AZ game is the one to watch. Fuck you, Packerfans.

"Most of them just want pets."

#teamparis

#teamEmily

My boyfriend and I have just been re-watching ALL of the Gilmore Girls episodes (we're both huge fans) and we just realized...Dean is the wooooooooorst. THE WORST. The worst. Possessive, controlling, dull, passive aggressive...ugh.

Screw Lorelai and Rory. Call me if Miss Patty and Babette are going to be there.

#teamRoryhasawfultasteinmeningeneral

Any day when Parks & Rec references become topical is a good one. Even when the subject matter makes me sad/disappointed.

I really want to hug my cat right now, but she's in or behind furniture.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I believe that Starbuck's dad was one of the original skin-job Cylons, making Starbuck the true first Cylon/human baby, explaining how/why she got special post-death/angel-astral-projection treatment, and then led everyone to Earth by remembering the song her father wrote.