One of my girlfriends felt similarly. She was nervous to leave her little guy all day, but at the same time she was. so. bored. at home just her and the baby all day.

It was an older woman, definitely collecting AARP but not quite “elderly”. Had that wild-eyed crazy look about her, along with bright red lipstick that used her natural lips as a suggestion. She caught us during the breakfast rush and she was SO ANNOYED that I did not IMMEDIATELY understand that she was making a…

I worked at a bagel shop around that era and someone ordered a “freedom toast bagel”. I was bamboozled and made her repeat it 3 times before I finally realized she wanted a french toast bagel (delicious, btw).

1.) at work, at my first job, when my boss totally fucked up patient care, and when I called her out on it she wrote me up for “insubordination”.

Not a nurse here, but a few years back I was called by one to evaluate a patient. Dude’s tongue was so swollen he could not fit it inside his mouth. The nurse came in with me, we tried to see if we could get him to do anything with minimal success. I gave some recommendations and went upstairs to see another patient.…

Shit I want this thing now too

Question: Does this wake up everybody? More specifically, does anyone have a partner that gets woken up before they need to by this? I wake up hours before my man; he sleeps through my cell phone alarm but I would hate to wake him up at 5:30 and then have him pissed at me all day. I need to try something else though,…

Question: Does this wake up everybody? More specifically, does anyone have a partner that gets woken up before they…

I had turkey, brie and fig jam on 7 grain bread. I nuked it in the microwave for 30 seconds before I ate it (toaster oven would be preferable, but is unavailable). It was fantastic.

One of my friends did; she said it’s fine, and worth it to get the cheap outfit they advertise for your first purchase (not sure they still do it; it was like top and bottom for $20 total). Nothing overly special about it... basically keep going to Old Navy.

the HUGGING! How can a person, and an actor at that, be so terrible at hugging.

Your dentist

I really like this show. It’s beautifully done and raises a lot of questions about humanity. However, I almost avoid watching it. Like, tonight, I’ll watch the Good Wife before I watch the Leftovers because that heaviness can be too much after a long day.

I STILL think about that one all the time. Scared the crap out of me

Yup! I’ve never tried it, but it is (fun fact!) the only diet program that has empirical research that it does, in fact work. At least that was true during my social psych class circa 2006, so... maybe not anymore. But! It uses social support as a huge factor, which helps for all kinds of things in life.

The wedding story is almost word for word my number 1 reason for no kids at weddings. I had this happen to me SO MANY TIMES when I worked weddings. Entitled kids losing their shit because their parents DIDN’T order chicken tenders for them. Happened at least once/month. Also, it was never anyone related to the bride…

ME TOO. I’ve been playing it on repeat. Boyfriend was cool with it at first, now he’s a little annoyed.

I would hate for it to be true, but it’s certainly possible they made room for some high status person. The bf and I were involved in a horrible multiple delay/cancellation attempt to get home, and finally ended up finding a flight direct to home in the airport we were currently stranded in. We asked if there was…

I participated in a wine tasting in Sonoma that involved transportation via bicycle. Not sure what happened, but what I do know is that I hit a parked car and fractured my toe. When flying home the next day, the TSA agent asked me why I was limping. I explained that I fell off my bike after wine tasting and she gave…

I really want to be Linda and Bob Belcher from Bob’s burgers, but my BF might have to work. Can I just go out as Linda without my Bob?

I’m sure I will, I’m just honestly surprised it took me this long to get into it. I do love sci-fi. And now there are lots and lots of seasons for me to watch