I’m still in season one; everyone keeps telling me to stick it out and get to season 2. As a huge fan of Parks and Rec, which comes with a similar qualifier, I will. But I also don’t get the comments below. And yes, all written material is being read with an accent.

Try red wine + sparkling lemonade + ice (available at your local grocery store!) for a tinto verano instead! It’s an easier version of sangria!

I’ve done it. Though I prefer red wine, and it’s just not the same refreshing blast that a shower beer provides.

it’s only a small step from a shower beer, and shower beer is amazing

This. I love my dog more than almost anything else on the planet, but holy shit it is impossible to keep the house/car clean. The Dyson does a decent job, especially with that mini-vacuum attachment for the couch.

Ha yeah he’s in Connecticut. So maybe!

Ugh yeah I think that one is tacky too. Just put money in a card, people!

Yeah, I still think it’s weird, but it seems like it’s a very casual thing, like buying a bar package on your buddy’s birthday.

Oh I totally agree. Hence the “arguing”. He’s not mad about it or anything, I’m just like, This is not something that most people do.

He’s from CT... yeah I dunno.

He’s from CT; his family is Polish and his sister in law’s family is Italian. He claims it’s what everyone does, I dunno. I think it’s nuts :)

My boyfriend and I are constantly arguing about this. He claims it’s incredibly common on the East Coast, where he is from. Here in Chicago, people would think you are insane. He’s only talked about the “stag” end of it, but yes, it’s a bunch of kegs and cheap food at a VFW hall. Tickets are sold and any (male) person…

My parents’ lab ate an entire container of baby formula and had diarrhea all over the carpet of their house they were trying to sell, he ate the buttons off a dress my mom borrowed, he ate one of every pair of shoes my mom owned... the list goes on

Didn’t feel like showering or wearing my hair up. Went for curling iron + half up, thinking that the non-washed aspect of my hair *might* help it hold a curl. In the bathroom? Looks great! Middleton-esque, if I do say so myself (I have long brown hair). 20 minutes later at the restaurant? Flat, straw-like, probably…

Back in the olden days when I was a server, this happened to a coworker. She caught it before she rang it in, but rather than ask the table (awkward) she asked the manager what to do. He said to cut her losses (it was only a dollar or something, like in the story) because making the customer look like an idiot isn’t…

I spilled red wine all over my boyfriend at a wedding; we thought only the dress shirt was hit. 6 months later, pull suit out, oh shit there’s a red wine stain. Cleaners got it out, no problem. I have faith your dress can be saved!

Yep I’ve got one of those too. Constant “inspirational” pictures, pictures of their not-meals, pictures and videos of them working out. I’ve decided that they can’t possibly really enjoy food. There’s no way I would survive on their diet plan of steamed vegetables and an occasional egg. I like food way too much.

You just blew my damn mind with Jonathan = Doyle.

I have seen that movie over 100 times due to my sister being a stubborn toddler at the time it came out on VHS... and I never thought of Mufasa’s death that way. My worldview is... shifted.

pretty accurate, except that she pronounced it “flaming yon”