I have that conversation with my man every other month. Except change $400 to $800. And add a ca payment.

I had Molly pajamas!!!

Same! Real meals every day... No more “i’ll just eat a bunch of wheat thins” or cereal for dinner

I was headed to the store anyway, but now i’m for sure getting Oreos.

Ha I know. I think the whole city was like, Good. Leave. And take your husband with you. We do not want him.

ughhhhhh I am a life long Bears fan and I haaaaaaaaaaatttttttteeeeeeeeeeeee them.

Have you hit up the Amazon prime offerings yet? There’s some original material that’s supposed to be great.

Being thrown into situations with little ones when you’re not used to them is overwhelming. I DO like kids, a lot, but at a 3 year old birthday party recently I had to give myself a break. My cousin started laughing at me and was like, Honestly i’m surprised you lasted that long. I guess it’s an acquired thing,…

I read the whole thing in 2 days, but yeah I found the main character to be horrific. For me it was more, car accident can’t look away type of thing. I was starting to get really annoyed, but then it did get better. She starts to get her shit together a bit more.

Tinto Verano: red wine + sparkling lemonade + ice.

When I worked for a banquet hall, we were required to wait until the ENTIRE table was done eating before we could clear a plate: one set of plate clearing for salads, another round for entrees. It sorta made sense considering the whole “serve 300 people at once” thing, but I definitely got yelled at on more than one…

On a boat tied up to a dock sort of near the wedding venue. Friend of the groom. Never saw him again nor was I able to locate my underwear.

i am horrible at meal planning; one of my go-to healthy meals is chopping up a sweet potato and throwing it in a sauté pan with some olive oil and spices. Cook until soft, then crack a couple of eggs over the top and cook ‘em over easy. One pan. Super filling. So easy. Literally the hardest part is peeling the stupid…

I don’t think I know you, but this is absolutely something one of my friends would do.

I took Lunesta in grad school for the exact same reason: couldn’t shut down the brain chatter. I was falling asleep everywhere (on the bus, in the computer lab, on the couch, in class) except for in my bed, at night. Lunesta left a metallic taste in my mouth the next day, and I do think I was drowsier than I should…

one of my very good friends is pregnant and as a group we’ve started referring to her unborn child as Tim Riggins. We do not know the actual sex of this baby.

I liked Logan when he moved to Chicago and became a lawyer on the Good Wife

My first thought was “Why are they all so cold? So many blankets.”

a buffet!

I love, LOVE when idiots try to say something witty and use terrible/incorrect grammar. Your/you’re; there/they’re/their... I know guys, it’s hard.