Curious: were there other white people present? Not that it really matters; he’s clearly a racist shitbag and was specifically targeting Black people, but I didn’t know there were other white people there. Or maybe I’m just reading your statement incorrectly.

Honestly it sounds like a character name from a bad YA fantasy novel

my bf watched that episode of vice and could not get it out of his head. I did not watch it, nor did I know that he watched it, so I was very taken aback when at dinner one night he said, “So, when do you think the next Civil War is going to happen?”

Nice! We had a “lotion” trick, where you pretty much just lube up your hands real good with jergens or whatever so the marker doesn’t stick as well. However: once we had someone tattle on us for “washing our hands vigorously” in the bathroom and we got kicked out. Some people just like to ruin other peoples’ fun (and…

Downtown and throughout the northside, including Wrigley where 30000 people were trying to go to a Cubs game.

I had to commute to work all the way down the Dan Ryan last month on a spare (nail in the tire, discovered early morning). Going 50 on the reverse commute on the Dan Ryan expressway... I saw my life flash before my eyes more than once.

Oh hell no. At 20 I was doing shots in the car and racing into the bar to get big minor Xs on my hands before I was visibly drunk. At 30 I’ll just day drink a bottle of red wine, grill some meats on the patio, and fall asleep by midnight on a Saturday.

I went to chipotle today and the damn mess leaked through the bowl, through the bag, and all over my pants in transit. Chipotle, I really liked those pants, and that stuff better come out in the wash.

I’ve actually been curious about how servers feel about Groupon and the like. When I waited tables it was long before the “daily deal” craze. I know I always tip on the original price, but I’m positive other people don’t. As a result, I’ve had some really shitty service after the words “I have a groupon” leave my…

Okay but you guys I like that other one! The one about droppin’ Jupiter all around me by the tail lights... it’s still early out in Cali... something... I am clearly really really good at singing along to the radio.

Has to be the one where we went up to northern Michigan and stayed at a resort. My dad and brother golfed all day, my brother slept for the remainder of the trip. I was bored. Too young (18) to do anything interesting like drink away family vacay, too old to be entertained by a pool and floaties (though, at 30, holy…

I have a great aunt Dolly too!

I adopted my dog from Paws! She is the greatest dog ever and also a calendar model for them

Ahhhh thanks!!!

I... did not realize those two characters were played by the same person until right now. I definitely watch both shows obsessively.

re: Jessica Williams - my favorite part was her qualification at the end about how she loves JK Rowling and how she was just kidding and she knows there’s black people in Harry Potter... going on and on frantically until Jon cut her off.

Kylie sounds a lot like me in college, except substitute the rice with noodles and some kind of sauce. Don’t work out? Eat cheap carbs that are stupid easy to cook? Yep sounds like college. Give it 5 years Kylie. You’ll start working out to earn those carbs.

Yeah, anyone who thinks it’s out of character isn’t paying attention, though honestly I was surprised that he actually went through with it. I was MORE surprised that it was his cold-ass wife that broke, not him. Also I watched the entire sequence through my fingers, so.

That WOULD be pretty bad ass (and more on point with the book) but Emilia Clarke is no longer doing nudity on the show (though it probably would not have been difficult to make it seem like she was nakey with some camera work and a flesh colored tube top).

“Bronchitis isn’t really contagious. You could still come in.”