Right on, man. I'm all for some thoughtful, respectable, polite conversation.

Have you seen any of his films? Just curious. I haven't, but he's already won one Oscar for Best Foreign Film.

You don't know that. Don't discourage someone from regretting not trying to make a difference. I'm a cynic, but I'm not an asshole. I plan on trying to get more involved my own self, as a matter of fact.

Mine too! Except when it's Pumaman. Or Werewolf.

No foolin'? I'd prolly strangle a puppy for a Castleton t-shirt! But then I'd have to get the Nick Miller Haircut, so…

"You know as much about justice as I know about turbine engines. Now take your FUCKING CURSE OFFA ME!"

Best news of the year?

Ok, see you at Austin's Capital Building next Friday. Not this one, but the next. Should be a good time, until we get escorted off the premsesies.

On the internet, sure, tough guy. Kurt Russell would think you suck. As a human being.

Yeah, that sounds about right. The nerds had their turn, right?

Good guy or bad, fuck this shit.

As long as you have a sweet mode of conveyance, you're in.
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Marvel Comics' Dark Reign was a period when Norman Osborn, the Green Goblin, an insane two-bit capitalist somehow became the head of S.H.I.E.L.D, the international peacekeeping taskforce. You've all seen Spider-Man and Iron Man so I know you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, Norman formed a Cabal with many of the…

Only Hawkeye has the will to change this.

As I feel that we are somehow related, I feel ya, man.

I live in Austin, Texas. Hey, I always said I wanted to die in a huge explosion, so Win-Win!

Have a seat and crack a beer, Bri-Man. I've got years worth of Beef-a-roni in here.

Do people really need this line to be parsed out this explicitly?

Everything's coming up Crow's New Hair!

I love that book, but I can totally see that being the case. Especially if it was Baker.