Not gonna lie, I saw a photo of Tom Baker on the feed and, so soon after Stan Lee, my thoughts immediately went to the worst. 

Ever since I was a Time Lord

He looks like Immortan Joe in his edgy teenage years. Suffice it to say that this costume is MEDIOCRE!

Besides Aquaman, DC really doesn't have much in the pipe to keep the hype alive. 2020 seems pretty far off to keep this movie on people's radar.

Yeah, but that would make sense.

I don’t know what that’s from but I’d like it on my headstone please.

Any picture of him is a dick pic.

A missed opportunity

Hey, now, there have been several notable non-boring white dude actors, including Woody Harrelson, Sir Laurence Olivier, and John Wilkes Booth.

McCain dies but thousands will live because of that thumbs-down. For that alone, may he RIP.

Parodying Jones’ style is a tough row to hoe since the guy’s already a parody of himself and his subject matter is already a parody of reality. It’s like how would you satirize The Onion? They’re already way ahead of you and they’re better at it to boot.

yeah that’s cosplay up top. Karl Urban doesn’t have a humongous jaw, but it’s pretty damn good

One of the worst parts of Kinjafication: no one understands gimmick posters. Sigh.

If I got fired from my job working for an evil corporation, but Karen Gillan told me that she still loved me anyway, I would probably be pretty okay with it

I am a *tiny* bit concerned about the number of companions here. The last time this happened, it was during the Fifth Doctor’s first season (with the slight technicality of Adric, Tegan, and Nyssa being the companions for the Fourth Doctor’s last episode, but I digress)...

Wait a minute. There’s a new producer, a…

You spelt P P Penrose wrong, but otherwise yes he is.

Whoa! The name “Lazlo Woodbine” jumped out at me...and yet I could not *quite* place it. Was he a detective from a Robert Rankin book, by any chance?

I liked this movie so much I bought action figures of Mr. Furious and The Bowler.
I love Tom Waits hanging around the old folks home to pick up chicks.

The bit where they’re in the Battle Jittny trying to make Furious angry was hysterical.

To make Mystery Men and enjoyable movie, you must first enjoy the movie that is a mystery.