I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again- “Westworld” is never going to “clear everything up.” How many different series has it been now that pile inexplicable twist upon inexplicable twist to get everyone watching and talking, then they either just stop cold or have a final episode that clarifies absolutely…

“Well, that’s embarrassing. But, I brought all of MY pee tapes all the way to the studio, so we might as well look at them so it wasn’t a total waste of time.”

The UK Office is pretty wack. I pretended I liked it in college because I was supposed to like it. But I am a fucking idiot, so who can really say?

Is “No incest!!” still a thing around here? I think this is an appropriate place for it.

Blade is basically the second pre-MCU/Nolanbat “genre superhero” movie series after Burton’s Batman.

All I have to say is: God bless Amazon for saving The Expanse.

Easily the best show on TV and the most frustrating to get friends who don’t normally watch sci-fi to actually give a chance to (see also, Battlestar Galactica).

“To the Cumbermobile!”

I was getting a pizza in my local once and, after the customer in front of me left, the guy behind the counter said, “That was Tom Hardy.”

Look, I’m right there with you, but, what, exactly, separates a worthless buttplug from the other buttplugs?

Stop insulting butt plugs.

“cast Rosie O’Donnell in “Rose Anne,”

Tee hee... Melanie. 

Ford is Dolores.

I agree. Babe 2: Pig in The City was terrible.

The only part of any of these that appealed to me at all was seeing Wes Chatham (Amos from The Expanse) in the Escape Plan trailer. Yay Amos!

Would that it were so simple.

I didn’t say anything. Why drag me into this?

Would you say it insists upon itself?

So Angela Sarafyan is really pretty, but I noticed something and now it is the only thing I can think about. Angela Sarafyan and Nick Kroll look EXTREMELY similar, somewhere just shy of identical.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!