Dang it! Beat me too it

Set your controls for the heart of the sun

Everyone knows that White men can't jump. Or some such. Seriously thinking that was the problem - a head taller than trump is something trump cannot tolerate. And that's the problem: it's not implausible.

6ft10?? Why didn't he just grab Trump by the P*ssy. Or toss him around like a dog's chew toy..

you must be dipolar

fucking magnets

you forgot 'swordfish' and 'guest'

Consider me chastised. But surely I can't be the only one who has this all confused? Do I need to change my meds? Cos it's all looking the same to me

Avengers 4? What the fuck happened to 3? Was that Avengers: Civil war or some shit like that?

"I would like to add that real man aren't frightened like little baby
rabbits by homosexuals. Real men take it as a compliment whenever anyone
is attracted to them"

Steve Bannon - the name and face of a 2nd Division beleagured Scottish football manager faced with relegation

You spelt festering puss-filled chest wound wrong

What the fuck is this? If I wanted shit twitter (hehe, shitter) I would follow Trump

I like Nardole, but couldn't help but feel that it should have been Perkins (Frank Skinner, MOTOE).

Belta Lowda FTW

I really do think you might be onto something there.

How can I laugh tomorrow?

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian…

Do you have a flag?

So to be clear, this is the guy who was recorded talking about putting a dildo up his ass, right?