Eddie Izzard. The next doctor should be played by Eddie Izzard. An executive timelord, if you will.

Fuckity Bye!

This site is well and truly in the tank with Amazon

Which was nicely underlined by the fact that the doctor had been waiting 35 years for an 'official' job.

Pretty sure we will. It's the only ending that makes sense to end a season on. They might monkey around with the timelines to do it…

I want to watch. Not sure I can. Still gutted.

Hi? I'm confused. A really beautiful Chinese girl came on to me today. She was not shy. But towels maketh the man, it is said!

Did you need to use tummy wipes afterwards?

(((Ghost Robot Venture)))

I thought that too, since none of Teddy's shots seemed to have any effect.

Sooooo… you don't know the way to France either. Bugger.

The dog story was not even as hilariously grim as the "dissident" who was executed by mortar round, or even the Uncle's colleague who was executed by artillery shell. Funny how the media focus on the weird rumors that aren't true to the exclusion of the really weird, fucked up stuff they do actually do (an admit it…

Oh wow. That is exactly the story I was hopelessly and vaguely thinking of. I just knew someone here would know, and I should have known it would be you, Nathan :) Cheers!

It would probably better to wait for the next classic Who write up I suppose, but there is an episode where Tom Baker falls into an apparent bottomless pit. Scared the living daylights out of me as a kid, but I cannot for the life of me remember which story that was. Any ideas as to what that was or did I dream it or…

Poor oceanofcats (the originator of the 'when you someone eat it' thing). Whatever happened to that guy?

I was in a morbid mood yesterday, and began wondering what would happen if Zimmerman actually won. It just seemed to me neither of them were boxers, and going in just simply assuming you would win without doing anything to ensure that would be a recipe for a fucking disaster. But then, that morbidity assumes that…

PUT.ZE CANDLE.BACK

"Doctor Who Money" made me nearly choke to death