Fantasian was great. I normally absolutely do not like mobile games in any form, but I liked that. Both of the Bravely Default games were good, if you have the hardware needed to play them I highly recommend it.

Because they spend most, if not all, of it back here. It’s entirely self-serving. 

“Where are my testicles, David?”

As a sidenote, something that is amusingly standing out to me is how clumsy the BioWare approach to companion dialogue was at this point and how much it improved over the games. It’s just they make the companion general dialogue context free, there’s this weird sense of just getting insane info dumps on the…

To me, as someone who has played ME1 through countless times, it’s kind of funny to play the Legendary as I’m so familiar with the game that even thought it’s probably five years or so since I last played it, I still constantly notice the graphical and technical improvements in the game. And, for me, it is just this…

People shocked at the existence of a Last of Us remake need to remember the HBO series will be dropping next year barring any delays. By which point the original goods will be nearly ten years old. Sony likely wants to put its best foot forward with anyone who will be discovering the game due to the TV show. The…

They’re going to remove all of Joel’s redeeming qualities and add in a scene where he chokes puppies to death in front of baby Abby

Jalopnik’s slant on Tesla isn’t nearly as bad as it should be. At the end of 2020, Tesla’s market cap was more than all other American, Japanese, and German automakers COMBINED, more than double all Chinese automakers COMBINED, and 25 times more than their primary battery partner (Panasonic).

I know we all share kind of the same head-cannon for different versions of Link and their personalities, but if BotW Link doesn’t eventually become remembered as the theoretical- and quantum-physicist Link who constantly mulls over mental equations concerning trajectory, aerodynamics, and other matters, then we’ve all…

just give it to me i’ll take it to him

To staffers new and old, all of you are tough as hell for fighting to make this site the best it can be under the current conditions. You madlads deserve all the respect I can give, and I don’t doubt that this place will continue to blossom under your stewardship. Looking forward to seeing what everyone brings to…

Jason wouldn’t let me put together a roast for him so if you refresh the site all day and don’t see one you know who to blame. But since the Kotaku comments are a bastion of freedom and haven’t been turned off yet I’ll share mine here:

Jason was a fearless advocate for making sure we never pulled out punches. One time…

I feel that way when I’m on the verge of a fart that I know is coming, but it never does and you feel a bit uneasy about the whole thing until you take a really satisfying dump later.  Is it kind of like that for you?

You know it’s weird how this works but

IIRC, as far as Any% goes (and I think this applies to most speedruns in general) the run’s complete after the last input from the player, rather than something that can be argued semantically like beating the last boss vs. viewing the credits. The only difference with this new run is the last input doesn’t coincide…

Calm it down it’s been seven years

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

Sounds like there is a story (ie: ‘easy’) mode, which is where I tend to play because ... when it comes down to it, I’m interested in either the story of the game, or exploring a world, not whether or not I can hit the appropriate combination of keys in the right order quick enough to defeat a computer’s pre-programmed…

In news that may or may not be related, Dabo says he is happy now because he finally feels like he has a big penis.

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.