I thought he was joking and was disappointed in you for being duped by him. I mean, Attack of the Fucking Clones!

You’re being too hard on Jason.

AND I SWEAR TO GAWD I CAHMENTED JUST WATCHING THE VIDEO WITHOUT READ THE AHTICLE IM SMAHHHHHHTTTTTT

THAT IS A QUESTION DAMMIT

To me, every face Mike Pence makes for the rest of his life will be his “I love KFC on the plane” face and I thank you for it, Ashley.

No, it’s the Great Barrier Reef... right?

Perot ended up with 19% of the vote nationwide! I’m surprised this knowledge isn’t more common. I think in some polls he was in the high 20s at one point.

I’ve read your comment twice just to make sure, but it really seems like you don’t know about Ross Perot. 13% was Perot’s low end.

“Touchscreen support has been rumored and could well be part of the system’s design. It won’t make or break the system.”