I can’t figure it out either! There’s a problem with a character named Jane, or Tiny Jane, or it’s a tiny problem about Jane, and I think maybe Jane (/Tiny Jane?) is racist? This piece is so strangely cryptic, I kind of admire the author

Jesus this was embarrassing to read. Unbelievably pretentious while also thick-headed towards the role of criticism. Just relax, sir

stop watching it. It wasn’t made for you, and it’s none of your business.

If you don’t want mystery, if you need all questions to be answered, stay away from art. It’s not for you.

and who was murdered? this piece is filled with mysteries

you seem fun!

I’ve seen a LOT of love for this show but I’ve only watched the first episode, which was tough going — is it pretty representative of the series as a whole?

that’s not true, thank god, about having no hope unless you’re ivy. You might not be able to get tenure-track, but I’m a full-time year-round instructor with good benefits and decent pay and I didn’t go to an ivy. It’s tough out there, but I’d hate for aspiring teachers to believe this kind of hyperbole. 

seeing a game referred to as one of life’s “big, pivotal challenges that demand the most of you” is so incredibly dark and depressing I have to lie down.

which part was the shitting? I reread it a couple times trying to figure out your point

I would love to read these — I adore the stories! — but how can you guys afford to read comics? I read all the Y: The Last Man trade books when they came out, but each one cost like $17 and took me a half hour to read. This isn’t snark; it’s a genuine question from someone who’d love to read more comics but has never…

or an 18 year old

It is incumbent upon you to figure out a way to pull yourself together.

indeed

All your asterisks aside, there is no “well established scientific consensus that marijuana use causes psychosis,” and you should take that back.

Jones never said the election was stolen. Weird typo.

I didn’t see La La Land because I heard the premise first and couldn’t get past it, but I’m sure they were fine for people who don’t normally sing. Isn’t it neat though when they cast people who can do both? Dismissing that as a concern in such a long piece about movies filled with singing just seems odd to me, but…

I loved all of this terrific film crit, but the part about performances mischaracterizes the critics. I don’t think anyone serious is demanding “Broadway-level” singing -- we don’t need a screen singer to fill a big house -- but the trend of casting actors with no regard to singing ability is a big part of why these…

This was the best episode of the season and you’re all crazy. Or maybe you watched it on your phone instead of how you’re supposed to, on a big screen with your fellow gays? Make better choices next Friday! 

and that’s what makes you so much fun