It has to be a replica because it’s not standard issue military?  Either you don’t know what replica means or your pretty fuzzy on how logic works.

Uh, does this remind anyone else of something?

What!?!? And yet so compelling. 

The still enthusiastic crowd followed Nadal all the way into the locker room and then very considerately shushed while the Spaniard called home and lied to his wife about winning the match. Then they all helped him make a fake trophy out of used corndog sticks and paper plates.

Is that near Sasquatch-hands Avenue?

Heh... “food”

Think of all the starving children that food could have given diarrhea to. 

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

Its all about knowing the language of the street.

“I love the fact your always working if we ever had sex I feel like after an orgazzum you say speaking of feeling good did see the story on the puppy rescue we should do a segment on it hand me my phone.”

“His misogyny, if we want to call it that, is the benevolent kind: glorifying women such so that they become unreal.”

It always renews my faith in the criminal justice system when I see a millionaire celebrity made to answer for his crimes after decades of victims begging please for the love of god please get this guy off the streets before he rapes more children in his sex closet oh lord what else can we do to make it more clear…

In high school he was voted most likely to scream “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS??” while being stuffed into the back seat of a police car. 

“He a little bitch, I take more balls to the face than that before lunch.”

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Which is, ergo, the Zodiac Killer 

Probably the same as what we have for all the power plant reactors...let the survivors figure it out...

long time lurker.

He sounds tired because the outrage aimed at him was blown completely out of proportion.