“.....she should be “allowed to play any person, or any tree, or any animal.” …..”

Definitely don’t ask this guy about your ancestry unless you are prepared to face some hard racial truths.

The still enthusiastic crowd followed Nadal all the way into the locker room and then very considerately shushed while the Spaniard called home and lied to his wife about winning the match. Then they all helped him make a fake trophy out of used corndog sticks and paper plates.

Isnt throwing water bottles at flight attendants also part of her routine?

Yes, which resides in one of the seven zip codes contained on the back of his skull. 

Maybe she could benefit from organ slimming and bone shaving procedures.

Man, women fucking suck.

Think of all the starving children that food could have given diarrhea to. 

Is there a way to “consent” to a filthy sexual text message? Are you supposed to ask first?

Its all about knowing the language of the street.

Its not Google fault that we have one of the worst educational systems in the world. Violent maniacs tend to not have shelves full of Nobel Prizes. 

Fuck her, she deserves what she gets.

Being Don Jr?

“His misogyny, if we want to call it that, is the benevolent kind: glorifying women such so that they become unreal.”

This is a fitting tribute for no other race of people is more at home than in the sea. 

It always renews my faith in the criminal justice system when I see a millionaire celebrity made to answer for his crimes after decades of victims begging please for the love of god please get this guy off the streets before he rapes more children in his sex closet oh lord what else can we do to make it more clear…

In high school he was voted most likely to scream “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS??” while being stuffed into the back seat of a police car. 

“He a little bitch, I take more balls to the face than that before lunch.”

This is not at all surprising.

“We’re the only energy drink that’s not afraid to use the n-word!”