To quote Almodóvar: The devil, in fact, doesn’t exist.

I remember when servants would address you as Master or M’Lord.

Anyone offended by “sir” or “ma’am” isn’t going to let “howdy, partners” slide without a lecture about the triggering language of the Wild West. Adding pronoun preferences to the reservation is an added layer of complication to a position that already requires a lot of memorization. It’s also a turnoff to a lot of…

Except when they add “you’re making a scene.”

The mommy blog community should be fully ignored at all times.

Love to see a website that’s been putting out quality content for over 20 years get hollowed out by private equity vampires!

Many years back, I was sitting in my cubicle doing my work when I heard a small voice behind me ask “Would you like to order some cookies?”. I turned around to see a Girl Scout in uniform, and behind her was her mother, the head of the division that I worked for. What a shitty way to push cookies! Most moms in…

So you side with his blatant homophobic comment as well? Well since you felt the need to randomly include that you’re a rocket scientist, I guess that means you’re smarter than everyone else here. Congratulations on being the smartest person here, rocket scientist person. I’m glad that makes you feel good about…

Joan Didion’s attachment to the Donner Party

Wait until they have sex on a boat.

I feel for the independent restaurants and the IRC, but I also fear that if there were another round of government money for restaurants, the exact same thing would happen as last time: The National Restaurant Association would work diligently to make sure that the big chains gets huge chunks of the relief earmarked…

“According to the IRC, at least 90,000 restaurants and bars have closed since the beginning of the pandemic”

People don’t cook hotdogs/brats or pizza nearly long enough.

I didn’t watch this or even SaTC but I just wanted to come in and say I’ve enjoyed your work over the years, Gwen, here and the Takeout and how you would always happily hop into comments with us. What’s happened to this formerly great site and its writers is vile.

I will shortly be filing a class action suit against Universal for leaving James Corden in.

It’s never just one.

Surely given the subject matter of the film, the grade should have been C++?

yeah man pretty fucking weird thing to do

maybe they were at a place in their healing that they could talk about it, and seeing his face so much recently made them want to finally speak out. the thing with sexual violence is that it can take decades before you begin to process it, and instead you just cope with it as best you can. I hope one day I have the…

Seems like if there are two women, then there must be more than two women.