I mean, it’s difficult to use a cooked egg white in a fizz.

Also kind of ironic that the writer themselves tweeted about Breonna’s birthday and how they wanted to give her the birthday party they never had (which is something they acknowledge in their story) That tweet went semi-viral, compared to most of the writer’s other tweets which just gain a few dozen likes.

So I have to ask, because we saw the same kind of backlash with the Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself meme (BTW, Epstein didn’t kill himself): What is the alternative?

This is the “But she still shouldn’t have been walking home alone at that hour” of condolence messages.

I barely remember the Watchmen movie but this series was fantastic. I put it second only to Chernobyl and ahead of Band of Brothers in my list of top mini-series’. 

I swear to the universe I thought you were just calling her Stacey (you know like Karen) but then I found out her name was actually Stacey and it’s just...*eyeroll* Oh Stacey.

A moronic rant, unhinged from reality, reaching for a sarcastic effect but instead settling for a 50/50 mix of bitterness and anger.  The weekend is here.

I’m completely shocked they gave her airtime at all or didn’t edit her tweets into some out of context mess that endorses statues of white supremacists. I come to Jezebel now strictly to see in what convoluted way they can show their asses these days.

Civil awards against police officers need to start being paid out of police pension funds. Once cops start feeling real pain of their lawless peers destroying their own futures, they’ll start weeding out the bad apples.

Feed Godzilla all the beans to kill Mothra with a giant fartmonica.

Sorry San Fran, your bridge is a kazoo now.

For four years, the NFL has actively demonstrated that ANY black player who spoke out of turn would not only lose their job, they would lose their entire career and be publicly trashed at every opportunity. Not only that, they have proven that if ANY of their other employees, coaches or owners broke rank with this…

Let’s say he DIDN’T do this. How long until we get a column complaining that Reddit’s board of directors is composed entirely of white men? This has to be one of the most childish tantrums I’ve read on this site, and that’s saying something.

Quitting your job may not be enough but you should seriously consider it.

I feel like it was pretty clear that Ellen’s question was rhetorical...

The cops or deputized guardsmen that did this committed cold blooded murder. They did it under the cover of darkness, their body cams off, while cowering behind the badges we gave them.

Just because she may not be advocating to vote for your personal choices it doesn’t mean voting for what you think is best isn’t a good idea.

As long as people keep clicking and commenting so they can pretend there’s actual engagement here, they’ll keep typing garbage takes. That and they’re building up their portfolio for when they apply to Jacobin

Starting to think Jezebel’s political stance is“don’t vote, just boo”.