I will hunt a mother fucker down if they even think of messing with this guy! As a child of color I grew up in shit neighborhood with a shit school system that was just passing me on through the grades. I was in the 3rd grade and I could not read. His show, was the one thing that made me want to learn to read.

The people responsible for this post have been sacked.

Fuck this bullshit clickbait garbage title fuckers.

a couple of weeks ago I made a grilled cheese sandwich for the first time in decades. I don’t mean one of those artsy-fartsy goat feta and camembert on 7 grain flax bread sandwiches, I mean an american cheese on buttered white bread one I used to have regularly when I was a kid. 

Wendy’s customers who want a burger

Do you think he ever gets tired of making sourdough but just keeps going back into the kitchen to bake more and yells “I wish I could quit you!”?

Source or gtfo

An awesome article, and great photos, and i’ll be doing the hot-saltwater soak tonight to try to approximate restaurant-style tofu preps for my daughter! 

I see this is going to have to get trotted out again...

I don’t understand the mental gymnastics of the average Jezebel reader. Felons and inmates voting = good. Guy accused but not charged of sexual assault donating to a campaign = FUCK him. These kinds of purity politics are why the left is never going to win another presidential election.  

At the end of the day, the event helped raise $127.9 for the covid-19 relief and allowed you and your co-workers to get paid for publishing a shitty article.

I had no idea Land O’ Lakes was a Farmer owned co-op, I just kind of assumed they were part of a dairy megacorp and avoided them. I’ll still take Tillamook products first because they’re a local (region) association, but that’s good to know that they’re a not-shitty alternative

Would pair perfectly with a strong cup of coffee an a shot of insulin.  

Outer Banks resident here. My son and I spent yesterday exploring for treasure but we came up empty handed. I’m not sure this documentary is accurate.

Yeah, wth. That header image was the reason I clicked on this post in the first place. :\

I always appreciate when the photo heading has nothing to do with the article. I want that sausage thing!

me, but for very different reasons

I grew up in Kill Devils Hills and my mom still lives out there, so let me say this: ewwwwwwwww noooooooooooo. 

???? lol

“A waffle maker can be used as a hand weight in a social isolation situation.”