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yes officer, this comment right here

Dad, please get off the Internet and go get us some real mayo at the store.

lol you sure about that?

I’m a phone operator at the National Domestic Violence Hotline, and I can back up our CEO here and say that, while the volume of calls has indeed seemed to have dipped, the people who have called are in an extremely rough spot. In the past two days, we’ve figured out that every single domestic violence shelter in…

Taking a stance for or against a particular sex act, as it applies to your sex life? Sure, fine, whatever. Establish those personal boundaries and reinforce ‘em!

Nobody cares about your boner.

Was this article just an excuse to be an exhibitionist regarding your sex life?

Because what you’re talking about is really a massively pedantic exercise that would basically have a lot of seniors self selecting as healthy, even if they are at risk. A lot of people in their 60's won’t even accept that they’re seniors to begin with.

What brings me hope is people, with all the stuff that is happening in our part of the world: politically, culturally, socially and financially it’s good to see that people, unknown and known are doing things little and large “right” when it’s easier to allow things to slide.

i mean, they’re trying to keep gatherings to under 250 people so no issues there

We went to the Air and Space Museum because all Smithsonians close indefinitely starting tomorrow morning. It’s an amazing museum, and it helped to make our problems feel small. In there are surviving aircraft from Pearl Harbor, the Apollo 11 command module, the Enola Gay, Nazi planes, drones that fly overhead in…

Once you step away from the news, you see people behaving with kindness and calmness. Public transit going well, supermarkets going well, schools rolling with the changes, my colleagues rolling with the changes. Cause for rejoicing!

“The transformation of the media narrative surrounding her is unsurprising if you understand the function of tabloid plot lines in selling magazines”

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

The French know nothing. The true “mother sauces” are Lipton soup mix and Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup and Chees Whiz. In your face, Escoffier!

I prefer mine like that so my lap can enjoy some too.

This piece deserves a ten minute standing ovation. I mean that Bernie interview last night was peak dude bros. Now to all you so called woke black folks ripping us “establishment low information stuck on the plantation black voters” I have some questions: After hearing Vermont Jesus last night say “Jim Clyburn and I…