Yeah, my first thought would be that they had no dogs for me to ignore people with.

Something something Pagan fertility celebration

I yell at people who gawk at car crashes, yet LiLo on Wendy Williams really makes me miss my DVR.

She’s been shit long before the mess with Odell Beckham Jr., but

Ha! Sorry, missed the context. She’s horrible.

Me too. I’m just frustrated that a WOC, who’s carried so much of the work, is called out more than Dunham.

re: Tessa’s first post. It’s Lena. She’s shown herself. Don’t apologize. I understand re-centering the convo to Time’s Up, but Lena deserves the heat.

And they go after the women, never the men. Anyone ask JT while he was dry-humping the mike about the Superbowl?

Oh I think I could manage. She burns my fucking biscuits.

Details don’t matter when your focus is on writing like an over-caffeinated teen.

Weekend Jez has been pretty baffling lately.

Still waiting for Jez to give Recy Taylor the inches she deserves. Maybe get you Special Projects Desk:

Putting lotion on my bf’s like trying to bathe a cat. And if he wants to assign asses to women, spend more time in line at his local Appalachian Walmart.

I’ve learned that using one hand for ball/root play is also good for keeping hair out of your mouth- he likes the attention and you aren’t having to floss with his curlies.

Yes, I’m sure that this is absolutely the only brooch she had available for the evening.

Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I wish her the best.

“LikeDeal or No Deal except without any guessing involved or women present! Inspired by the events of Oceans Eleven.”

I’m so sorry that she went through that. I’m still trying to convince my Dr that the endometriosis has really spread into my left calf.

This works in a single dose