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Hold up, no review of the Seasoned Potatoes? That is a MAJOR disservice to the readers, as those are the best damn potatoes out there for breakfast right now. Thin wedges of fried potatoes with a nice amount of pepper on them! I’ll be going back multiple times a week, just to eat those!

Why would Orbeez be coming out of the storm drain?   And he picks some up with his hand too.  Obviously fake.

Truly the greatest generation.

I grew up in the West Indies my great grandmother told me stories about going to buy ice to use for that day and when they got ice deliveries they put the block of ice in a cabinet wrapped it up in burlap and put the things that were to be kept cold like the butter in the cabinet. I grew up with one of those

And, may I just add that though he was not my candidate, and that while I found many of his positions not bold enough for my blood that with the exception of his campaign manager - and that’s a pretty big exception - that his supporters were unfailingly - sometimes maddeningly - patient, nice and enthusiastic even

You’re actually making a rape joke? When the whole point of this is that society doesn’t take rape seriously enough?

This is the way...

Every part of that is intensely stupid.  All I remembered was a panic over people dying from energy drinks.

I know this is blasphemy to many, but I really don’t like oreo. Or pretty much any stale cookie/frosting flavor including but not limited to nutter butters, crunchy chips ahoy, and poptarts.

Pizzarias pizza chips. It’s a corn tortilla chip with pizza seasonings. For some reason, there is literally nothing else like this out there today. 

That “furby in a microwave” video is actually a very edited version of a much better video that was available about 20 years ago. It’s actually from an engineering laboratory where they fired a few gigawatts of electricity through the toy. The above video is missing the middle stage where after getting hit with the

I’m still plugging away at Days Gone. For all the jank in this game (my heavens there’s a lot of jank - so many missing textures...and the faster my motorcycle gets, the more the game struggles to keep the framerate in the double digits while riding) I am still having a lot of fun with it. I’m a sucker for a

Barry is not one of the best running backs of all time. He is THE best running back of all time! 

I used to think the Cherokee heritage stuff wasn’t a big deal until I started reading articles by Native American activists about it. It’s not disqualifying for me per se but to say her history doesn’t have a “problematic racial past” is totally inaccurate:

All cat food MUST have taurine in it, and it’s most likely synthetic . . . and that’s fine. It is perfectly healthy for cats and dogs to have taurine, whatever the source, in their food. It is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY for cats, who are obligate carnivores who cannot make their own.
But you have taurine in your body right

Are you crazy? Government cheese was the best! I know a bunch of people like to knock kraft for being cheese food product and not actual cheese, but government cheese was real cheese. It made the best grilled cheese sandwiches. In fact, in my hometown a lot of the wealthier families who didn’t qualify for getting the

Sounds like he was completely wasted, and ranting to a friend after being the victim of physical abuse. He definitely has substance abuse issues, which he needs to address.

From what I’ve seen, heard and read, it seems like both Johnny and Amber are thoroughly awful people, which is why the only solution here is: Cage Match.