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It’s kind of baffling he made it all the way to college without knowing any of this. Unless he was one of those kids who read from the big book of careers/professions in the high school counselors office and just chose bartender because it sounded cool. Kind of like those people who see shows like Always Sunny in

Yeah every time he tried to give relationship advice on Bar Rescue I’d sorta cringe. Some of what he said was just common sense logical things but other times he just picks a side, takes their word for it, then starts screaming at the other partner. At least Ramsey’s spin off was regarding hospitality something he

Owners/employees are using it as a personal party zone and are giving away drinks. It creates an atmosphere where the only people that are returning are regulars knowing they get free drinks and free “shows” from the tipsy (or drunk in many cases) flirty waitresses. Following that the places are often disgusting

Well it could be worse ...

Pfft. Purchase what they give away for Free? Nah!

Uh ... Pokemon? 

How did you like the crowd chanting “You Both Suck!” to the Reigns vs Goldberg feud?

Semi-related. Did Jason Momoa receive payment or free cookies after the incident of them using his shirtless image to peddle cookies? Bonet was asking for payment, Momoa wanted shortbreads. 

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It’s Batman, he’s a trained stunt driver, he’d just drive on two wheels and does this often to prevent hitting civilians and other vehicles. Of course he needs the ability to do a wheelie! How else will he drive up walls?

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Ah, 80's Pizza Hut, Book It Club, and those damn Land Before Time puppets that I never got to collect all of.

Ninja Turtles Spaghettios with the tomato & cheese flavor. I’ve tried Spidermans and it doesn’t taste the same.

That’ll be the $200 Baby Yoda doll. They’ll trick you into connecting it to your wifi so it can have “force powers”. But it’s really so they can collect data and organize via the cloud. 

The 90's redbull scare was that it had bull semen (taurine) which forced Redbull state they used synthetic taurine. 

“taurine only comes from animal sources” this isn’t true and while I initially made a joke about it, I am curious if they are using the real stuff or the synthetic stuff found in human products like energy drinks.

Wait. They put “taurine” in dog & cat foods?!?! I remember the 90's Redbull “taurine scare”!!! So which are they actually using REAL taurine or SYNTHETIC taurine? This needs to be reported, a disclosure added to the companies websites, and labeled on all packages from here on out. 

Those powder packets of Gatorade/Powerade do the same.

We use to cook spagettios then take the meatballs out and put them on a hot dog bun with some cheese then proceed to dip said mini-sub into the spagettios. It was “invented” one chilly winter because none of us wanted to walk to the store. 

Don’t forget these!

Finding out that it’s John Wayne’s grandson in the Mandalorian armor adds another level of cool factor to this damn show. 

*only a few cops try to retaliate - oops