OMG THE FUCKING SONG THAT NEVER ENDS. 

X-Men 3 sucked in just about every way it’s possible for a movie to suck, but the Xavier and Wolverine scenes were okay, and it’s hard to imagine Sophie Turner managing to look scarier and more alien than Famke Janssen does there (no slight to Turner intended).

That was my first thought - she spend a lot of time in X3 turning people into dust. 

I really enjoy how much disdain Colin Robinson has for the other vampires, too. Mark Proksch does a remarkable job of being affable but in this passive aggressive—“heh, you all think you’re so great”—kind of way. It’s great. 

I like how the other vamps use first names for each other but always address Colin as “Colin Robinson”.

4) Shailene Woodley

I’m impressed with how judiciously they’ve used Colin, because he’s really funny, but too much would throw off the balance of the show. They also do a great job balancing the tolerance of the other vampires for him with their understandable distaste for him.

That witches will try to steal their semen?

“It says here that I am 100% white.”

Oh man, they’re all going to be super bummed when they find out that this whole storyline has already been done, with the same lack of buildup and consequences.

My vague appreciation of Wolverine having to stab Jean for the good of all humanity (very X-Men) was undermined by the fact that WOLVERINE’S HEALING FACTOR DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! RAAAATNEEERRR!

Guys, do you think they are gonna say they refilmed the ending because the original one sucked balls? I doubt it but I’m 100% that is closer to the truth.

They also realised the middle section was strikingly similar to ‘The Gods Must Be Crazy’, at which point they admitted the screenwriting process had gotten away from them a bit.

Probably a bad idea to bring the Infinity Gauntlet into your X-Men movie, guys.

Are we completely sure they’re not talking about X3: The Last Stand?

How could it be Captain Marvel? That movie only came out two months ago—how would they have known the ending was too similar early enough to reshoot the whole thing in August and September of 2018? (Ah, I see from the Yahoo article that they’re speculating Marvel let them see the movie, which...I guess, maybe?)

Even if you know she’s a Space Vampire there to steal your Lifeforce,

since I haven’t seen it here yet, I’ll offer this opinion:

I love how you began and ended with Zoe Saldana.

Oh, please. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t bone any of these aliens.