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Stare into the void that never ends!

Pee Wee’s Playhouse fucked me up so bad as a kid. It doesn’t just exude regular ol’ Demonic Energy—it’s Chaotic Demonic Energy. I remember there was one segment where they just filmed a close up of a dog’s mouth while it drank from a water bowl. For like TWO MINUTES. Everything was so manic and upbeat and bizarre that

I just came here for Zoobilee Zoo. You got it, so I can move on.

It was such a weird time back when acid-heads were making children’s shows.

Anyone remember Shining Time Station? I don’t actually remember a whole lot about it, except for the part where they like showed the inside of the juke box? And I think Ringo Starr was in it?

I’m in the middle of moving to a new apartment. While I was setting up my living room, I saw a white flash go past my sliding glass door out of the corner of my eye. It was a kitty. Though her first reaction was to bolt after I opened the door, I coaxed her back and checked her collar. Her name was Raia. I scratched

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Nothing can top the Canadian kids show from the 70's called the “Hilarious House of Frightenstein” staring Vincent Price. It was seriously fucked up.

It kinda annoys me that J.J. Abrams is always given full credit whenever Cloverfield is discussed, as though he wrote or directed it himself. Matt Reeves and Drew Goddard deserve most of the credit for the finished product. Abrams was just the film’s hype man.

There’s also Marvel’s own kaiju: Fin Fang Foom

I grew up in rural Kansas in the 70s, and I think I got most of my shots at school. The county health department came through pretty routinely. I remember puzzled questions about why we had to get shots for GERMAN measles.

Not every kid in every state, unfortunately. In my state (Kansas) there’s an income ceiling for CHIP, so if the family makes over a certain amount they don’t qualify even if there isnt any other good insurance option available. Also, there is a major backlog of Medicaid applications and I think parents have to reapply

It’s not *that* much better for you. Negligible difference in fat and more sodium.

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This is what happens when regulatory enforcement falls to low-level administrators. If the person responsible for checking waivers is overworked and/or sympathetic to excuses/arguments, a lot of times they may just let things slide.

My wife gets the Beyond burgers sometimes - whenever I grill one for her, I feel like I’m working with a patty made out of wet cat food. I have not been tempted to try one yet.

Vegetarians and vegans are not the primary audience for stuff like this. You already don’t eat meat and you are likely not going to eat this or any other item like this very often. However, meat eaters looking for a healthier alternative are the intended audience, and as such, reviews from people who eat burgers carry

This video makes me take back about 90% of the shit I use to throw at ICP and its fans. I mean I still think their music isn’t good and their fans are kinda gross. But its clear Violent J is a fucking great dad

I’m glad I lived long enough to see a hip-hop clown address me as his fellow furry friend.

Obvious qualifiers about furries, juggalos, etc. notwithstanding, in its own incomprehensibly bizarre way, this is actually kinda sweet.