Not as good as the David Carradine hooker ending 

Cool!  Gilbert Gottfried is easily my favorite rapper on the scene today, my dudes.

I grew up in rural Kansas in the ’70s, and I think I got most of my shots at school. The county health department came through pretty routinely. I remember puzzled questions about why we had to get shots for GERMAN measles.

Two weeks ago I reported my assistant manager to HR because he brought a stainless-steel katana to work.
HR told his boss who then confiscated the item and made a point of going around telling everyone in the Seattle office that it was “plastic” when many of us knew for a fact that it was real.

My director just…

Not every kid in every state, unfortunately. In my state (Kansas) there’s an income ceiling for CHIP, so if the family makes over a certain amount they don’t qualify even if there isnt any other good insurance option available. Also, there is a major backlog of Medicaid applications and I think parents have to reapply…

It’s not *that* much better for you. Negligible difference in fat and more sodium.

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This is what happens when regulatory enforcement falls to low-level administrators. If the person responsible for checking waivers is overworked and/or sympathetic to excuses/arguments, a lot of times they may just let things slide.

My wife gets the Beyond burgers sometimes - whenever I grill one for her, I feel like I’m working with a patty made out of wet cat food. I have not been tempted to try one yet.

Vegetarians and vegans are not the primary audience for stuff like this. You already don’t eat meat and you are likely not going to eat this or any other item like this very often. However, meat eaters looking for a healthier alternative are the intended audience, and as such, reviews from people who eat burgers carry…

This video makes me take back about 90% of the shit I use to throw at ICP and its fans. I mean I still think their music isn’t good and their fans are kinda gross. But its clear Violent J is a fucking great dad

Smuggalos: Hipster juggalos.

I’m glad I lived long enough to see a hip-hop clown address me as his fellow furry friend.

Fuggalos?

Obvious qualifiers about furries, juggalos, etc. notwithstanding, in its own incomprehensibly bizarre way, this is actually kinda sweet.

Furries AND Juggalos! Internet, what can’t you do?

Violent J is a good dad for doing this.

Bless you, Violent J.

Fuckin’ consumer advocacy, how does it work?