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My family is way underdressed for this restaurant—should we leave?”

“Serious questions” for a waitress to answer? What insight is she going to have that isn’t either common sense or irrelevant? This entire column is an ego trip for the writer and contains absolutely 0 useful information. “Should I ask for my taco with all the ingredients separate? This is an issue in my meaningless

 Are you just drained after the weekly orgy and need to recalibrate?

It’s 5 hours of kindergarten a day. I think comparing it to the lost generations is ramping up the conflict a bit there, parrdner.

Understandable. And really, I

Yeah ... why does this get ignored? Especially here on The AV Club where if you say something about a woman or black person you are cancelled. But call people a f@g in a public video and no one cares? I call bullshit. I don’t care if he apologized. So did Roseanne, and Kevin Spacey and all the other assholes.

As a gay man who has had the f-word spewed at me my entire life as a tool of hate, I cannot support any project with Lakeith Stanfield. Just as I won’t support any project by Roseanne, or Woody Allen.

you know what else is nice?  a nice glass of room temperature water.   aaaahhhh sometimes i’ll just sip one while i train my unfocused eyes on an empty patch of wall.

Universal healthcare system. 

I think it’s a fairly old-fashioned name for the ends of a loaf, but maybe it’s a regional thing (New England?). Also, it’s heel.

But they do. I am not defending the decision here at all. I just want to let people here know that everyone that has been granted permission to live in Denmark (which is a major feat in and of itself) is given access to free language classes and civics classes. If you have been granted refugee status, you have free

Plain bratwurst? Sure. Plain Italian sausage? Sure. Plain hotdog? The fuck is wrong with you?

Yes! Then he can actually release his homophobic rants instead of just posting them on instagram!

So, if David Cross is providing Cassius Green’s sales voice, does that mean he speaks in a ‘comical’ Chinese accent?

Easiest way would be for other White people to stop saying “they’re all the same” as an excuse not to vote and to actually start voting for even the least shite option. Even a generic “neoliberal”, pro-market Tony Blair figure is preferable to Far-Right thugs. Yet because they won’t suffer the consequences plenty of

Eh, I suppose I’m in the middle on this.

Or are we the crazy ones for wearing them...

Take it easy, Syndrome. Your games are special too.