Interesting, must be an American thing. Because Raw Milk is so popular in Europe they have vending machines for it where you can refill your bottles much like we do with filtered water.

Right up there with the rumors that McDonald’s chicken nuggets were made from hermaphrodite chickens. Obviously it started as a joke. But to think people were sitting there sexing all the chickens before deciding which ones meat would go to which product is just ridiculous.

Maybe someone could convince them to try this with turkey’s also. It wouldn’t be too hard just start with a few generation of wild turkey eggs. Cuz I’d love a fried turkey sandwich instead of a chicken one.

I fell asleep (drowsy meds) in a skype call while we were doing prank calls and semi woke up during a call to mumble some incoherent crap about washing ostriches. It turned into a joke where we’d call truck stops and try to convince them to let our hollywood trained ostriches use the showers. Nowadays it wouldn’t…

After the world turned me into a villain the God’s of Rockstar decided to award me with a nifty treat I had missed the memo on. The gun is perfect for my turn to villainy. And it only took me an hour to complete the GTAV mission to unlock it. 

Got it covered.

Well, to be fair my emotional support cat’s ability to ignore/hate me is exactly why I needed them after the ex left.

Doesn’t shaving cream moisturize? Granted no one shaves their forehead.

The whole animal skin rock thing is too new age. Ancient humans just boiled water in gourds and skulls.

Contemplating becoming an outlaw on RDRO. There are so many discounts that it feels like it’s been switched to easy mode. So where I’d normally avoid attacking people or even help in case of deliveries I now have the urge to be the bad guy. Add the frustration of rarely finding animals to hunt and the lack of the…

Today my good man you have learned a valuable lesson about the comment section of Kotaku.

But which Ham & Cheese did you try the sliced or the cubed? According to my kiddo there’s a difference in taste.

Exactly this question. Followed with how much do I deduct from my tip for it?

These conspiracy groups use to crack me up until I dealt with people like this in real life. It’s fun to mock these people for being stupid but a lot of them have some sorta mental illness and should be medicated. Normally those are the ones getting played by people who know it’s fake for $$$.

Money & Fame. They want that sweet sweet History Channel Ancient Astronauts funding. 

“It wasn’t prime ice cream” Pump the breaks. It’s always prime time to ice cream. I’ve witnessed people head to Dairy Queen on foot right after a blizzard. Pulling their kids on sleds! So either ice cream is good at any time or people in Colorado are just weird. And this is before they legalized!

Everyone just needs to calm down. Sometimes you come upon things outside your norm and they blow your mind. I remember the first time I saw Pizza Cones. It began negatively with a wtf why would you even which quickly evolved into me drooling over the thought of taking a bite from the bottom and slurping all the…

But have you ever sliced bread? ;)

Just don’t make off-hand comments regarding the number of people who may or may not have sliced bread in their life and you should be fine.