I’ve been given shit for it my entire life but I enjoy eating cereal from a cup. You can submerge all of the cereal in milk and if you end up eating too slow that it turns to sludge you just take a chug. Also if so inclined you don’t need a spoon. Technically I also do this with soups/stews but it’s less weird because…

No one likes teachers. They’re trying to get into your pants or they did something to your food. Don’t go back ever again!

Florida Man Pokemon?

Remember when we had a popular mexican restaurant chain that shut down due to a hepatitis a outbreak from green onions called Chi Chi’s? Now do you recall from Spanish class what chichis mean?

I eagerly await nitpicking everything he does wrong in these movies like he did towards Aquaman. Just for the shit n giggles of it. 

I just can’t stop staring at Venom. Wtf is wrong with his face and why is he so close to the Human Torch? The symbiote hates fire! Is the Human Torch trying to sneak his arm around Wolverine like some awkward date? Baffling. 

For your consideration: Spoilers don’t spoil anything. Well, according to science.

Possibly they were hoping it connected with cat lovers, furries, and adults who were into the Zoobilee Zoo gang.

I’ll see your Titus Andromedon, and raise you a Andy Bernard.

Wait until the last episode airs then sign up for Disney+’s free 7 day trial and binge it. But be careful you may get pulled in like I did due to Tale Spins and the X-Men TAS.

We’re not there yet. We still waste 3-4 million euthanized animals every year in the US alone. Once people start using puppy mills for food (which is legal in some states) then we can be concerned that human is next on the menu. 

So are you saying those ads asking for donations for starving children are lies because they depict children with food literally crawling all over their face?

Chicken chalupas are the way to go. That double stuffed abomination needs t go though. 

I wonder if they’ll allow you to switch the cheese out for beans instead. I miss the Taco Rito from Taco Tico. But not enough to spend $50 on a pound of seasoned meat from their site. 

“digital fur technology” needs to be an app asap.

Of those 11,000 residents I wonder how many have sliced bread. ;) 

Not dead at all. Just amused with all the white privilege.

I appreciate the compliment. 

What is this strange animosity you have towards Kotaku? Are you still in the greys there and it being mentioned triggers you? Theres are issues you can easily work out by requesting them ungrey you unless you have a bad reptutation. Like a history of toxic posts. But on the off hand you don’t visit the different…

I applaud you sir or ma’am for having the common decency to not speak for the entire human population, unlike some of our fellow commentators. While it is not something I purchase or slice the sour-dough bread was not bad on a mushroom swiss burger. But even then it was a fast food joint and it came pre-sliced. Which…