Right up there with the rumors that McDonald’s chicken nuggets were made from hermaphrodite chickens. Obviously it started as a joke. But to think people were sitting there sexing all the chickens before deciding which ones meat would go to which product is just ridiculous.

Maybe someone could convince them to try this with turkey’s also. It wouldn’t be too hard just start with a few generation of wild turkey eggs. Cuz I’d love a fried turkey sandwich instead of a chicken one.

They got to stick it to the man? : shrugs :

All this outrage stuff is just fun to kick back and watch while having a chuckle. I can’t wait for it to switch into turbo mode and start attacking anyone who makes over a million dollars. The average household is like 60k right? Well everyone making over a million only deserves 100-200k of that. The rest is required …

It’s nice to see Xavier go full on Mister Sinister with cloning his Marauders X-Men.

I fell asleep (drowsy meds) in a skype call while we were doing prank calls and semi woke up during a call to mumble some incoherent crap about washing ostriches. It turned into a joke where we’d call truck stops and try to convince them to let our hollywood trained ostriches use the showers. Nowadays it wouldn’t…

After the world turned me into a villain the God’s of Rockstar decided to award me with a nifty treat I had missed the memo on. The gun is perfect for my turn to villainy. And it only took me an hour to complete the GTAV mission to unlock it. 

It’s hard to get excited for Rosario Dawson anymore since she’s trans-phobic.

GRRM doesn’t understand the difference because he owns a cinema and plays tv shows on it’s big screen. Although I wonder if he will be watching the last season with fans.

Got it covered.

Well, to be fair my emotional support cat’s ability to ignore/hate me is exactly why I needed them after the ex left.

Doesn’t shaving cream moisturize? Granted no one shaves their forehead.

The whole animal skin rock thing is too new age. Ancient humans just boiled water in gourds and skulls.

Contemplating becoming an outlaw on RDRO. There are so many discounts that it feels like it’s been switched to easy mode. So where I’d normally avoid attacking people or even help in case of deliveries I now have the urge to be the bad guy. Add the frustration of rarely finding animals to hunt and the lack of the…

Today my good man you have learned a valuable lesson about the comment section of Kotaku.

But which Ham & Cheese did you try the sliced or the cubed? According to my kiddo there’s a difference in taste.

Watch there be a Venom tie-in where Carnage is responsible for the prison break releasing Morbius, Vulture, and Scorpion. 

Exactly this question. Followed with how much do I deduct from my tip for it?

These conspiracy groups use to crack me up until I dealt with people like this in real life. It’s fun to mock these people for being stupid but a lot of them have some sorta mental illness and should be medicated. Normally those are the ones getting played by people who know it’s fake for $$$.

Money & Fame. They want that sweet sweet History Channel Ancient Astronauts funding.