“It wasn’t prime ice cream” Pump the breaks. It’s always prime time to ice cream. I’ve witnessed people head to Dairy Queen on foot right after a blizzard. Pulling their kids on sleds! So either ice cream is good at any time or people in Colorado are just weird. And this is before they legalized!

Everyone just needs to calm down. Sometimes you come upon things outside your norm and they blow your mind. I remember the first time I saw Pizza Cones. It began negatively with a wtf why would you even which quickly evolved into me drooling over the thought of taking a bite from the bottom and slurping all the…

But have you ever sliced bread? ;)

Just don’t make off-hand comments regarding the number of people who may or may not have sliced bread in their life and you should be fine. 

I’ve been given shit for it my entire life but I enjoy eating cereal from a cup. You can submerge all of the cereal in milk and if you end up eating too slow that it turns to sludge you just take a chug. Also if so inclined you don’t need a spoon. Technically I also do this with soups/stews but it’s less weird because…

No one likes teachers. They’re trying to get into your pants or they did something to your food. Don’t go back ever again!

Well tell it to knock it the fuck off because I got work to do.

Florida Man Pokemon?

Remember when we had a popular mexican restaurant chain that shut down due to a hepatitis a outbreak from green onions called Chi Chi’s? Now do you recall from Spanish class what chichis mean?

I eagerly await nitpicking everything he does wrong in these movies like he did towards Aquaman. Just for the shit n giggles of it. 

I just can’t stop staring at Venom. Wtf is wrong with his face and why is he so close to the Human Torch? The symbiote hates fire! Is the Human Torch trying to sneak his arm around Wolverine like some awkward date? Baffling. 

There was Wizard but it was alive from 1991 through 2011. 

It might have to do with how badly McMahon has handled the WWE. So he sees what Disney has done with Marvel and likes it so has hopes they’ll only improve the WWE. I can kinda get that. I hated what Fox did to the X-Men and now have hopes for a decent X-Men movie before I die. 

For your consideration: Spoilers don’t spoil anything. Well, according to science.

Crichton didn’t believe in the science behind Climate Change, blamed the Drake Equation and Consensus Science which he did not accept. He did an infamous lecture at Caltech called Aliens are causing Global Warming. His Foundation removed the lecture from his website because activists kept citing it.

Possibly they were hoping it connected with cat lovers, furries, and adults who were into the Zoobilee Zoo gang.

I’ll see your Titus Andromedon, and raise you a Andy Bernard.

Oh the idea has been floated a few times. A fan trailer even tried to push it. There was even a more recent rumor Six Underground was cover for a Bay/Reynolds live action Thundercats. 

This article has strangely made me want to see this in theaters. I was going to wait and watch it on Second Life in one of the furry clubs but I dunno now. And can we neuter any parent who names their child Grizabella? Because that’s going to become a thing isn’t it?

Speedy Gonzales is actually really popular and considered a superhero south of the border, so he will be missed.