It’s because you don’t call it a hot dog salad sandwich. It’s either a Ham Salad or Beef Salad.

I got tired of hearing these kinds of jokes as a teen in the service industry so I turn around and had my own for anytime a customer asked for something; “Yes Sir/Ma’am, that’s a $5 service charge!”. Reactions were always amusing. 

Which is more likely to happen? An actual deranged individual decides this gives them an opportunity to lash out knowingly getting major publicity from it? Or an undercover/off duty cop shoots some dipshit that does something stupid like making the Joker laugh or howling during the movie? 

So this is what made Cowboy Curtis snap and realize he was in the Matrix. 

No.

The Thing reminds people of: Crap Alien from MiB 2, Crap Demon from Dogma, and Chet from Weird Science. So I’d say its safe to say he was made of crap. 

Yep, here ya go if you wanna watch it.

That can be arranged. He has an awakening and discovers he’s a furry and starts out low-key with a horn. Eventually he goes full fur suit and heads off to a convention. 

The ending was great. Show starts with his friends pointing out how much he use to love to cook and at the end he finally starts cooking again. They are then reminded that he can’t cook. Which is mentioned by them and shown with the dog refusing to eat the chili, the burnt corn on the cobs, and the neighborhood…

If the Joker has the capability of creating a real Joker, then how come we never got a real Dexter? 

To be fair the leaked scenes are pretty violent and a lot of people have seen them so I assume some of the outrage is coming from that. 

It’ll inspire them to howl and run around pretending to be werewolves. 

As I read this I could already hear the screaming ...

Each other of course. It’s inevitable.

Didn’t click original article but isn’t that type of content illegal in the US? As is distributing it? 

“how are crayfish and lobsters not giant bugs?”

It’s odd to think about but basically Peg dumped Al and is going to get with Dan.

How could it be an endorsement for real-life violence, it’s about a clown turning into a werewolf and going wild. Is there something wrong with werewolf movies now? 

And in shadier parts of the web these people are now saying to yell “Kino” to help identify each other. And while I doubt real violence will erupt there are going to be trolls scaring people for the shit n giggles. 

Joke’s on everyone who doesn’t see this movie. It’s not even about the Joker, it’s about a were-wolf clown!