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I take this means you won’t be howling in the theater with the film?

I don’t have any issues with snakes or spiders, but this ugly ass mofo ... Nope, nope, nope.

The raid was over at 6 am. Nothing happened. The Sheriff Officers were even joking with the people. None of the live streams show anything interesting. So far, there could always be one dipshit who tried to jump the fence away from the crowd.

And for whatever reason you believe all those experts are just shrugging up their arms going “Well, it’s not man-made or natural phenomenon!”? 

I shut doors because I’m always afraid someone/something is going to sneak up on me. Rust cemented this because if you forget to shut your door someone can just come in and kill you while you’re distracted. Like a newb, with a stick, who squeeks some offensive word at you. 

It isn’t too bad but there has been a few moments of both bad acting and bad writing. Like last episode there was a heart to heart and limo scene that was just poorly written dialogue. A few times when something impactful was said it just landed stale. But easily overlooked if the story interests you.

If it’s a long game I like to watch/listen to something similar to the game’s setting on another screen. Days Gone is Sons of Anarchy/Mayans and TWD, RDR2 was Hell on Wheels and Frontier, Skyrim was Vikings and GoT, etc.

Keep us distracted from how many enemies are actively spying on us and our military infrastructure? Nah. It’s so they can sneak into peoples bedrooms at night to probe us. 

It is very fair. They know what they’re trained to know for their duties. They are not experts. A lot of these aerial phenomenon are debunked by real experts in the sciences. All while the stories from Pilots, Generals, Presidents, Misc. Military Personnel, etc. linger online. “Experts” in their field. So the

Yep. Just like the Hunter who had hunted all those years in them there woods and he done did saw that there Big Foot. When asked if it could have been a bear, he replied there was no way in hell it was a bear because he’d been hunting them bears since he was a wee cub himself. Only for law enforcement to discover ...

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Yes, Kanye is known for abusing his power and wielding it against people who are only doing their jobs.

I don’t believe you understand. Kayne West is a rap musician who once was a rap producer. Taylor Swift is a pop star Princess who was once a country musician. West is a male and Swift is female. These are two entirely different types of people. Things that Kayne West has done Taylor could never do. Things Taylor has

No Fly Zone For Drones? Well let’s just go old school with a remote control truck!

All this over a little skin. Yet, the lady who was making cookies then played with her dog on cam and went right back to making cookies she was selling without washing her hands still has a cooking stream. Man these priorities are something else. 

I always wanted a Jason X vs Aliens movie. The whole move would be about Marines/Civilians vs Aliens while Jason lurks around killing both sides. The aliens keep impregnating Jason but he kills the babies after they burst from his chest. Everyone is dead at the end except a Jasonlien who escaped earlier and is last

They did that with the tutorial/offline mode for the game. It’s meant to be a teaching tool but it really doesn’t work out that way against other players. 

It’s Friday the 13th. Treat yourself to some drinks and one of the movies. Enjoy a good laugh (80s horror movies were just Live Action Looney Tunes) ... and trying to fall asleep tonight.

Aren’t all of us PS4 players obligated to play Friday the 13th while binge watching the movies on another screen? Isn’t this the only way to survive tonight? I swear I read that in the Terms of Service somewhere ... 

WTF didn’t he just move the truck?

Alright, I gotta point out two amusing tidbits besides the song itself. First, showing a cheerleaders undies in a kids cartoon and the fact Mr. Fantastic decides to prevent people from escaping a crumbling building.