We need something like gaseous floating robot blimps that we’re physically incapable of reaching. Then once they’re out of reach, they can be sexy because it’s not a problem. 

If Carl is shirtless, has washboard abs and huge meaty pecs big enough to crush a cantaloupe between, his onlyfans would be one of the top performing 5% because gays are horny and rich.

The point was that there’ s no need to make this about what she was wearing when walking up a highway on ramp at night is already an obscenely dangerous thing to do. You don’t need to speculate shitty reasons for it when there are already enough valid reasons in the story. 

9pm so dark

It also probably was not super dark at 9pm. The sun would have been setting, it’s possible there were some longer shadows or the sun was in the drivers eyes or something but blaming it on being dark at 9pm in June in Missouri doesn’t really sound valid either. Maybe if it was super overcast or something.

I find it funny you decided to criticize unknown things, like what the victim was wearing. You should be able to wear whatever clothing you want and not fear being struck and killed by a vehicle.  For all we know she was lit up like the Times Square Ball.

This sounds like voodoo science backed by Caterpillar, John Deere, and whatever company makes giant tires.

Navigating gaming culture to find like-minded people with the same interest is such a minefield. Even when you think you’ve found the exceptions and you’re just casually chatting about Pokemon or Katamari or some other game that doesn’t seem like it should appeal to shitty people, someone will suddenly drop, “I…

How are the professors “oddly grown up?” They’re always old and these are some pretty young and sexy professors.

The games are out for November Switch on

I’ve been to a few

I call bullshit. No way you can sit behind a tractor trailer, at any speed, or any distance, in neutral and continue at speed for an hour. 

To get the best results you need both the Tornado and the Fuel Shark. That’s right, a Fuel Sharknado.

LOL way to spoil the best cameo. Jesus this site is so fucking bad at not spoiling shit.

All-maxed gets you Pat...

You may claim to not be a dumbdumb sovereign citizen, but your ignorance of their danger is astounding, on par with the dumbdumb sovereign citizens.

“Twitter twat needs to get a fucking life?” “Spending hours investigating their inner workings for internet points?”

Mark Pitcavage, senior research fellow and expert in the sovereign citizen movement at the Center on Extremism, Anti-Defamation League

From the look of the space, most likely she lives in an apartment and was just screaming down the hall.

I can look at that header image and know that this isn’t worth a read, or the time you put into writing this article.

Why would you ever give this abomination of mid-90s teen “comedy” press? It should die in darkness.