So true. I’ve been looking to adopt a word for some time.

This game is the source of one of my favorite weird gaming tidbits: The time that the devs had to nerf a gun’s sound for the sake of balance.

...so potentially a massive roach infestation? Hrrm... plausible...

Please elaborate on a “full sized American”.

Dude, you think that’s bad? Some parents let their kids watch the news, now THAT is scary and disturbing!

This is such a weird take.

You sound like a rambling madman. Nobody is becoming desensitized to war or mass-genocide because they think Darth Vader looks cool with his space-samurai outfit and laser sword.

Every Corvette, individually. Collectively, they are plentiful, but each one is one of only 38 ever produced with these specific options.

“without any warning.”

what’re you people talking about, Jalopnik has run stories like this for 10+ years, multiple authors, believing otherwise is like .. are you new here?

Yeah the morally upstanding executives at Activision were surely wringing their hands regarding world events when they released all those COD games. 

What would you like to see more of at Jalopnik as a site?

All the money in the world to buy a yacht, and the interior still looks like my grandma’s kitchen with a “everything must be brown and wood” color scheme befitting the 1970s era in which it was last renovated. 

I wouldn’t suggest donating to the army. Let NATO partners handle that. There’s been instances of GoFundMes being posted that are going to groups that are...well...they’re nazis straight-up and down. Not in the Russian propaganda sense, but in the “proudly flying swastikas” sense.

Come on just give us Wordle-99 and be done with it.

Are these actually PS1 level graphics?  Feels like they should be a bit bigger block size TBH.

As a designer, I can help with that.

It’s definitely a copy.

I think they copied it then dragged a couple anchors in Illustrator and called it a day.