The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

I bought six carpenter bee traps this week!

GOOD RIDDANCE

I know Eastern teams in general turn into Dee Reynolds on open mic night when they face LeBron in the playoffs, but this was just a night where one of the GOATs decided that this game was his and no one was gonna stop him. It’s one of the best things you can see in sports.

If you can will it, you can build it.™

Yeah, it’s obviously not the same guy. I’m just saying look at him.

He also admitted that he went against the ABA guidelines for ethical negotiations:

Miss him too!

Have a star for Graham Chapman!

Can we travel back to June 2015 before that fateful announcement and restore the appropriate timeline, this one has gotten way too silly and I want my sanity back!

Also, after the WH press corps soiled itself over Michelle Wolf calling Sarah Sanders a liar, Giulani just confirmed that, yes, she’s been lying to them for months. Do you think any of them will call her on it?

That’s a poem!

More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

Terry Rozier is blessed, though.

Rick, Rick, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Barry. You know that shooting motion you’ve been look for? Watch this grandma!”

It’s Rick Barry, but yeah, otherwise solid reference.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

“Oh HO, it seems you are the racist one!”

Not older brother, ya dingus. Older son.

Um... she's a lady who made a funny comment in the rainbow-cake thread.