This one.

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

+1 super people

Too soon. It will always be too soon.

Starred for being a Festivus Fan.

Lucky!

Which is saying something, given all those other instances when you’ve been informed of a tiger having eye cancer.

+1 long face

Just right here on the line next to your name, Dr. Killjoy.

RGIII: “I called in the coaches. We had a little pow-wow.”
Jackie: “A pow-wow? Who told you to have a pow-wow?”

Royalty check better be on the way

+1 saddest piano music

I’ll let you have my joke this time, but next time you owe me royalties.

We’ve all got our problems.

Wildcat fans will, with no tinge of irony or jest, say “all of them.” I know this, because I am one of these moronic fans who has always and will always love everything McConnell does.

He speaks truth.

Costanza would be proud of you.

This is the greatest use of Paint on the internet.

They traveled

Words are hard