Make this happen.

4 of Donald Trump’s feet behind the line

Starred for Flacco Elite reference.

“Best kind of training, Barry.”
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Jahlil Okafor

This is criminally underrated.

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#NotAllJoshs

Big suitcase for livin’, bindle for movin’

Jimmy Fallon told the same joke, but his press conference mirrored the Broncos locker room.

Strong.

It’s all about size. This team will absolutely dominate in the trenches.

cOUNT THE RINGS, BRO

These things write themselves.

Oh, well done. +1

This may be the best piece of advice in the entire article. I don’t care if you pay your rent three days early, you never make noise, and you share everything you own; if I have to clean up after you, I will resent the ever-loving shit out of you for the rest of time.

Exactly, who doesn’t have a friend they lovingly refer to as The Deflator?

When they lose to the Cardinals, you start talking about their perfect season.

Acute comment. +1

Hard to argue that there’s no ‘envy’ attributable to this statue.

Oof. +1