Either way, Brady will continue to insist that he never met the guys.

Inspiring. Thanks for that. And for Deadspin.

I love that “Who Is More Redneck” is a devolution from “Let’s All Murder Each Other In An Arena.” I’m certainly not disagreeing.

Is it as fulfilling as I imagine to be a sportswriter, or are there times you lament your job the same as anyone?

Act like you’ve been there before, Rabbit.

If the NFL had the Hunger Games with fans

So, so dumb. Thank you. +1

Boise State, Nebraska, or NDSU. Maybe Toledo.

Yes, yes, and yes again. +1

Ha!

I’m embarrassed to admit that I didn’t even know they were headphones. One of the Associate VP’s of my college wears one to all our meetings, and I have been curious for some time. Now I know it is okay to mock her for doing so, and to tell her that they are ugly and stupid.

The city of Glendale believes it deserves the same respect as the city of Scottsdale.

“I wish Goldschmidt/Fitzgerald/Nash would have played for a team that better utilized his talents. He’s being wasted here.”

Outstanding.

NDSU. Bunch of hard nosed, fundamental, right-way guys in the heartland of America.

Came here to post this. Leaving satisfied.

I believe Soccer commentary to be the classiest in all of sport.

Let’s look at the bright side of this injury. I learned the word “quotidian” today.

For the record, my original question was if AJ McCarron was an asshole, but I figured that A) wasn’t, in retrospect, very funny and B) didn’t directly deal with Nick Saban. So I deleted it well before I got any response from Monte, who I agree was very kind to have a discussion. My “I did it!” line is sarcasm, because…

By deleting my original question well before he answered it? Seems far fetched.